It Takes Two: A Gripping Lens Of Life, Love and Loss

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In our life’s journey, it’s safe to say that we may likely get to experience the gamut of relational dynamics. Some may be genuine, some may be deemed unhealthy or harmful; but more often than not; they are largely played out behind closed doors, where couples may hide their truth from the outside world for privacy’s sake, or in deeper cases, to protect the masks they portray to the outside world.

But in the case of playwright Jim Cartwright, his masterful take on the complexity of human relationships, his play aptly entitled ‘Two’, turns the ‘behind-closed-doors’ theory on its head – instead having the audience focus on the fractured relationship between a boisterous, bickering landlord and his counterpart, a landlady – both publicans of a working- class Northern English pub. Tasking us ‘head-first’ with a particular duty – of piecing together the ‘why’s’ behind the ‘cocktail of cracks’ we are witnessing in their relationship. Is it largely due to infidelity? Or is it simply a love/hate relationship where both parties have simply outgrown one another?

But wait — that is not all. For Cartwright dared to take it one step further, and distract us from the issue at hand; perhaps to set the record straight. Setting this couple’s woes aside, we remain glued to this pub setting, and instead are greeted by a revolving door of 14 other pub patrons (all played to perfection by the show’s only 2 leads), where we get to experience the gamut of different relationship dynamics, and how both genders choose to survive within walls of light vs shade; of the highest-of-highs, to the woest-of-woes. There are comedic moments, as well as grimmer ones that are at times, harder to bear witness to.

The difference in this play? Is that surprisingly, BOTH genders are shown in these scenes to be equally as lustful, resilient, bittersweet, deeply troubled and lonely. Posing a question to us about the power play in romantic relationships. Do they go both ways? Are there indeed two sides to the coin? And if so; can both sexes sometimes be deemed equally good or bad, when it comes to relationships?

As we start to question this, Cartwright cleverly places us back into the first dynamic – the blaring energy of the landlord and landlady, to piece together whether there is any hope left in their fractured relationship.

 

Speaking of which, the landlord, played by the very charismatic Chris Mentor, is simply mesmerising as he is so nuanced in every character he plays. From a sensitive 7 year old boy, to a damaged husband, to a widower tenderly describing his grief. And yet, his presence is unwavering and strong; remaining confident and courageous enough to tell stories that range from deeply funny to deeply broken. From his seamless performance, it is clear why Chris Mentor was cast in this demanding lead role.

As the Landlady, Angelique Pascoe is exquisite, and her energy of ferocity perfectly matched the role required to play the landlord’s counterpart. Every part she played had the bite and the stacks of humour needed to play such complex female characters, many who owned difficult backgrounds and stories not for the faint-hearted. But she conquered each tale with aplomb, as if it spoke to her heart, completely.

Cartwright’s powerful play ‘Two’, is brilliantly directed by Natasha Boyd, who has perfected in her actors the precise bridging of comedy vs pathos needed to keep us hooked; gripping us in every scene with a spectrum of human emotion and an unbridled energy that pulls no punches. Where in a span of 80 minutes, the audience is fully immersed in a fly-on-the-wall experience of witnessing a vivid cross-section of complex characters come to life inside the closed door of a pub. Where we can bear witness to what it truly means to be human in our most challenging moments.

And lastly, I feel it fitting to mention the incredible set design crew that brought this little English pub to life. From the detailed 80”s lighting fixtures to the bright and jolly jukebox. From the old wooden bar and classic dartboard to the colourful wall-to-wall postered ads all in their fine 80’s form. From every angle, not one detail was left out — even creating a makeshift hallway with paintings off one side of the stage, bringing the aspect of pure realism to the audience, whichever way their eyes looked.

All this, was what indeed made STAG’s ‘Two’ a dramatic experience like no other, filled with a scope of comedy, grit, storytelling and a sum of surprises – making this a winning night out at the theatre.

To book tickets to Two, please visit https://www.trybooking.com/events/landing/1528222.

Photographer: Dave Swann

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Edinburgh’s Underground Hit About Nothing Slithers Into Melbourne Fringe

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The critically acclaimed SLUGS, a breakout hit of the 2025 Edinburgh Festival Fringe from award-winning performance and comedy duo CREEPY BOYS, is coming to Melbourne. Created and first presented during Melbourne’s lockdown, the boys are back to perform the show live and in person at the Meat Market for Melbourne Fringe 2026.

“We CAN NOT express how excited we are to come back to Australia. We spent a year in Melbourne during the initial COVID-19 lockdown, and have such intense, albeit odd, memories of that year,” said the Creepy Boys. “Melbourne is really where we became not just two people dating, but partners, both in life and in art. We’ve said for years, it is our favourite city in the world and we can’t wait to be back.”

Part electro-punk concert, part play, part clown show, and part basement puppet nightmare, SLUGS is a technicolour acid trip. Created by real-life partners S.E. Grummett and Sam Kruger, it features puppet Joni Mitchell, a two-person horse and just about every body part they have. At its heart, SLUGS is two people trying to have a good time while the world burns. For sixty minutes, at least, we are free.

Nominated for Best Show at the 2025 Edinburgh Comedy Awards, SLUGS became an underground hit and earned universal praise with The Guardian calling it “brilliantly smart and beautifully stupid”. Bringing SLUGS to Melbourne has particular significance for the pair, who spent a year living here during the first COVID-19 lockdown, first in Brunswick and later in a “little apartment cube in the sky” in Moonee Ponds. It was an unusual introduction to the city, but one that transformed both their personal and creative lives. This time, thankfully, they get to experience Melbourne with an audience in the room. That relationship between performer and audience sits at the heart of SLUGS, a show designed to exist completely and unapologetically live.

Together as CREEPY BOYS, and through their respective solo works, Grummett and Kruger have toured Canada, the United States, United Kingdom, Europe and Australia, appearing at Edinburgh Fringe, Soho Theatre, Latitude Festival, SummerWorks, PuSh Festival, Prague Quadrennial, Midsumma Festival, Adelaide Fringe and Fringe World. Their work has also been featured on BBC Radio 4.

Now, after delivering one of Edinburgh’s most talked-about shows, CREEPY BOYS are coming home, creatively at least, to Melbourne. Produced by SKINT and presented for Melbourne Fringe Festival, CREEPY BOYS will present SLUGS at the Meat Market from 1 – 17 October at the Stables at The Meat Market. Tickets on sale now.

Expect music. Expect puppets. Expect clowning. Expect body parts. Just don’t expect them to tell you what SLUGS is about.

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Created and performed by: CREEPY BOYS – S.E. Grummett & Sam Kruger
Presented by: Melbourne Fringe
Produced by: SKINT

PRAISE FOR CREEPY BOYS
Best Show Nominee – Edinburgh Comedy Awards 2025
“The underground hit of the 2025 Edinburgh Fringe” – The Telegraph
★★★★ The Guardian
★★★★ The Scotsman
★★★★ Chortle
★★★★★ ToDoList
★★★★★ Broadway Baby
★★★★ Financial Times
★★★★ The List
★★★★ The Skinny
★★★★ FestMag
★★★★★ NorthWestEnd UK
★★★★★ Get the Chance UK
★★★★ ‘A gleefully transgressive underground discovery’ – Financial Times

WINNER – Bragi Award, Summerhall Arts (Creepy Boys: SLUGS)
WINNER – Best Theatre at Adelaide Fringe (Something in the Water – S.E. Grummett)
WINNER – Just for Laughs Comedy Award (Fool Muun Komming! etc. etc. – Sam Kruger)

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Em Barrett: The Weird Kid Who Found Home in Structured Chaos

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From birthing maggots onstage to kidnapping celebrities for marketing campaigns, Em Barrett has built a career on the beautifully bizarre. Now the performer brings their favourite creation yet to Melbourne Fringe; a hapless German poet named Johann, whose desperate fight against capitalism and obsession with Elton John makes for what Barrett calls oddly relatable chaos.

Meet The Performer – Em Barrett

What is this production or show about?

Johann is launching a poetry book. Johann is a very bad poet.

Born in Limburg; Germany, Johann packed his quill and moved to the small town of Tīrau, (NZ) to free himself of his parental constraints and find himself as an artist. Now he is ready to share his angst with the world.

With a diary full of inspiration (and sheep poo), Johann has arrived in Naarm to launch (or attempt to launch) his first poetry book.

Unfortunately, as he presents his painfully curated manifesto, he will be sidetracked by his hatred of society, his love for Elton John, and his ongoing frustration with capitalism. Will we ever hear the full book? Do we want to?

Why did you want to be part of this production?

This is a funny question to me, as I have never been sure why. I think as a weird kid turned weird adult, performance feels like the only way I can communicate in the world. (God that sounds really theatre kid-esque, I promise you I am not a theatre kid. Quite the opposite really.) I could never imagine myself in a ‘regular job;’ whatever that means. Performing and making art are really the only ways I feel truly myself.

Em Barrett

What has been your favourite performance or role so far in your career?

I have played a fly birthing maggots live on stage; I have played a magical gateway entity for a real life open world game; I have even played a flavour scientist for the strangest marketing campaign (and borderline celebrity kidnapping scheme) I’ve ever been a part of. But by far, Johann is my favourite role. He is just so awkward, and desperate to prove himself. His fight to keep things together whilst simmering with rage and despair at the capitalist world is oddly relatable.

Have you ever had to improvise or adapt during a live performance? What happened?

Ohhh all the time! I love to incorporate some structured chaos into my shows. For example, Johann is obsessed with asking audiences to suggest poems for him to create. He will then make up a live poem on the spot based on the suggestions. Sometimes they are poems, sometimes they are songs. Sometimes they are just a long tortured vocalisation as Johann stares into the abyss. It’s always fun.

What strategies do you use to manage nerves before you go on?

Eat some good kai (food); breathe; stretch and do a vocal warm up. Maybe do a speed run of the performance. Self care and pre-show warm ups are vital for me to be in the right headspace.

What sort of person is going to love this show?

A show for poetry lovers and haters alike.

Is there anything else you would like to share?

I’m proud to announce that the full season of Ode to a Grape will have Open Captions and a Low Sensory Show on the 30th September. You can find the access guide here: https://www.melbournefringe.com.au/whats-on/events/ode-to-a-grape

A huge thank you to Em Barrett for sharing the gloriously weird journey that led to Johann and his rage-filled poetry. If you are ready for live improvised poems, existential vocalisations, and a performer who thrives in structured chaos, grab your tickets to Ode To A Grape at Melbourne Fringe.

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Adore Händel’s Birthday Party Melb Fringe 8-17 Oct

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Adore Händel is celebrating their 269th birthday — and you simply must not miss the festivities.

Spanning centuries of ill-advised romances, electric chemistry, and the occasional catastrophic misjudgement, Adore has lived, loved, and documented it all in their legendary Little Black Book. Volume Three was to be the centrepiece of this evening’s festivities — a glittering collection of the most scandalous tales yet. There is, however, a slight complication…

Join Adore and their long-suffering assistant Peter for the most chaotic, glamorous, and surprisingly moving birthday party you’ll ever attend — complete with operatic vocals, baroque camp, and a burning question.

Part cabaret. Part whodunnit. All fabulous.

Adore Händel’s Birthday Party: Little Black Book Vol. 3 is the third installment of the award-winning drag cabaret series beloved by Melbourne Fringe audiences for its unique blend of classical music, theatrical storytelling, and absolutely zero shame.

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Dress appropriately. Bring a gift. Tell no one what you witness.

★★★★★ “One of the funniest sixty minutes you will spend at the fringe.” — Barry Hill OAM, Stage Whispers
★★★★★ “A glittering humorous show with a message which is stunningly performed.” — Rob McKinnon, Glam Adelaide
★★★★★ “Formidable, fabulous and fearless.” — Lilithia Reviews

ACCOLADES

Adelaide Fringe 2026 Weekly Award — Best of Cabaret
Fringe World 2026 Weekly Award
Melbourne Fringe 2025 Nominated Best in Cabaret | Judges’ Pick

SESSIONS — FESTIVAL HUB: TRADES HALL, ARCHIVE ROOM

★ Preview: Wed 7 Oct, 8:30 pm — $25 all tickets
Week 1: Thu–Sat 8–10 Oct, 8:30 pm | Sun 11 Oct, 7:30 pm
Week 2: Wed–Sat 14–17 Oct, 8:30 pm | Sun 18 Oct, 7:30 pm
Full price: $35.00 | Concession: $30.00 | Duration: 1 hour

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