Em Barrett: The Weird Kid Who Found Home in Structured Chaos

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From birthing maggots onstage to kidnapping celebrities for marketing campaigns, Em Barrett has built a career on the beautifully bizarre. Now the performer brings their favourite creation yet to Melbourne Fringe; a hapless German poet named Johann, whose desperate fight against capitalism and obsession with Elton John makes for what Barrett calls oddly relatable chaos.

Meet The Performer – Em Barrett

What is this production or show about?

Johann is launching a poetry book. Johann is a very bad poet.

Born in Limburg; Germany, Johann packed his quill and moved to the small town of Tīrau, (NZ) to free himself of his parental constraints and find himself as an artist. Now he is ready to share his angst with the world.

With a diary full of inspiration (and sheep poo), Johann has arrived in Naarm to launch (or attempt to launch) his first poetry book.

Unfortunately, as he presents his painfully curated manifesto, he will be sidetracked by his hatred of society, his love for Elton John, and his ongoing frustration with capitalism. Will we ever hear the full book? Do we want to?

Why did you want to be part of this production?

This is a funny question to me, as I have never been sure why. I think as a weird kid turned weird adult, performance feels like the only way I can communicate in the world. (God that sounds really theatre kid-esque, I promise you I am not a theatre kid. Quite the opposite really.) I could never imagine myself in a ‘regular job;’ whatever that means. Performing and making art are really the only ways I feel truly myself.

Em Barrett

What has been your favourite performance or role so far in your career?

I have played a fly birthing maggots live on stage; I have played a magical gateway entity for a real life open world game; I have even played a flavour scientist for the strangest marketing campaign (and borderline celebrity kidnapping scheme) I’ve ever been a part of. But by far, Johann is my favourite role. He is just so awkward, and desperate to prove himself. His fight to keep things together whilst simmering with rage and despair at the capitalist world is oddly relatable.

Have you ever had to improvise or adapt during a live performance? What happened?

Ohhh all the time! I love to incorporate some structured chaos into my shows. For example, Johann is obsessed with asking audiences to suggest poems for him to create. He will then make up a live poem on the spot based on the suggestions. Sometimes they are poems, sometimes they are songs. Sometimes they are just a long tortured vocalisation as Johann stares into the abyss. It’s always fun.

What strategies do you use to manage nerves before you go on?

Eat some good kai (food); breathe; stretch and do a vocal warm up. Maybe do a speed run of the performance. Self care and pre-show warm ups are vital for me to be in the right headspace.

What sort of person is going to love this show?

A show for poetry lovers and haters alike.

Is there anything else you would like to share?

I’m proud to announce that the full season of Ode to a Grape will have Open Captions and a Low Sensory Show on the 30th September. You can find the access guide here: https://www.melbournefringe.com.au/whats-on/events/ode-to-a-grape

A huge thank you to Em Barrett for sharing the gloriously weird journey that led to Johann and his rage-filled poetry. If you are ready for live improvised poems, existential vocalisations, and a performer who thrives in structured chaos, grab your tickets to Ode To A Grape at Melbourne Fringe.

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Adore Händel’s Birthday Party Melb Fringe 8-17 Oct

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Adore Händel is celebrating their 269th birthday — and you simply must not miss the festivities.

Spanning centuries of ill-advised romances, electric chemistry, and the occasional catastrophic misjudgement, Adore has lived, loved, and documented it all in their legendary Little Black Book. Volume Three was to be the centrepiece of this evening’s festivities — a glittering collection of the most scandalous tales yet. There is, however, a slight complication…

Join Adore and their long-suffering assistant Peter for the most chaotic, glamorous, and surprisingly moving birthday party you’ll ever attend — complete with operatic vocals, baroque camp, and a burning question.

Part cabaret. Part whodunnit. All fabulous.

Adore Händel’s Birthday Party: Little Black Book Vol. 3 is the third installment of the award-winning drag cabaret series beloved by Melbourne Fringe audiences for its unique blend of classical music, theatrical storytelling, and absolutely zero shame.

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Dress appropriately. Bring a gift. Tell no one what you witness.

★★★★★ “One of the funniest sixty minutes you will spend at the fringe.” — Barry Hill OAM, Stage Whispers
★★★★★ “A glittering humorous show with a message which is stunningly performed.” — Rob McKinnon, Glam Adelaide
★★★★★ “Formidable, fabulous and fearless.” — Lilithia Reviews

ACCOLADES

Adelaide Fringe 2026 Weekly Award — Best of Cabaret
Fringe World 2026 Weekly Award
Melbourne Fringe 2025 Nominated Best in Cabaret | Judges’ Pick

SESSIONS — FESTIVAL HUB: TRADES HALL, ARCHIVE ROOM

★ Preview: Wed 7 Oct, 8:30 pm — $25 all tickets
Week 1: Thu–Sat 8–10 Oct, 8:30 pm | Sun 11 Oct, 7:30 pm
Week 2: Wed–Sat 14–17 Oct, 8:30 pm | Sun 18 Oct, 7:30 pm
Full price: $35.00 | Concession: $30.00 | Duration: 1 hour

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Cleopatra & Antony

Cleopatra & Antony

Cleopatra & Antony Rating

★★★★★

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With a simple reframe, the Melbourne Shakespeare Company’s ‘Cleopatra & Antony’ signals a deviation from the norm long before curtains up. Shakespeare’s original play centres the Roman general Mark Antony, but this production flips the script to spotlight his infamous beau, the Egyptian queen Cleopatra.

Shakespeare’s ‘Antony & Cleopatra’ follows the powerful relationship between Cleopatra and Mark Antony and their tragic demise as casualties of the crowning Roman Empire. The tragedy is one of Shakespeare’s more ambitious works, notorious for its numerous scenes spanning scores of characters, relationships and locales. On paper, it’s a bit of a slog, so it’s the direction that makes or breaks this production.

The Melbourne Shakespeare Company’s adaptation sat dreamlike between traditional and contemporary. On stage, the set (designed by Eloise Kent) was pared back, with organic splays of linen, stone and smoke; pale fawns and ochres evoking a dusky Mediterranean villa.

 

Crazy, stupid love is the one luxury Cleopatra and Antony can’t afford; their chaotic affair begets a doubly chaotic state of affairs. Sonya Suares directs ‘Cleopatra & Antony’ with that restless, impulsive passion which grated at times to watch, but only for its bitter truth. That’s where tragedy lives, in the oh-so-avoidable. We’re meant to shake our heads at the foolishness of these characters because we aren’t the fools in love (until we are).

Akina Edmond’s Cleopatra and Louis Lucente’s Antony were forces in their own right and all the more powerful together. Intense, playful and hotblooded, the two moved as if in orbit and fed off each other’s boundless energy until their final devastating moments. Supported by strong characters from Tsungirai Wachenuka’s Charmian to Jennifer Vuletic’s Agrippa, Laura Iris Hill’s Enobarbus and the multifaceted ensemble, the chemistry on stage was palpable.

I appreciated the intention to make the content more digestible, but I’m unsure if Charmian’s metatextual narration answered this adaptation’s purpose. The play stretches itself across so many histories and contexts that I wonder what—if any—method there would be to compensate for gaps in audience knowledge. For a lesser-known play, it struggles to reap the benefits of contemporary direction. Strip off the frills, let us relish in the madness.

I’m similarly undecided if anything new was added for me in the reframing of Cleopatra’s role, though I will say this: there’s a power in perception and Cleopatra is one of history’s most misunderstood figures. Even if the story remained the same, the Melbourne Shakespeare Company’s adaptation extends an invitation to its audience to recontextualise a previously fixed character, wielding the transformative power of narration to ask a critical question: who is telling the story?

To book tickets to Cleopatra & Antony, please visit https://www.melbourneshakespeare.com/cleopatra-and-antony.

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Legally Blonde

Legally Blonde

Legally Blonde Rating

★★★★★

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Legally Blonde is a wonderful musical with numerous power ballads and harmonious greek chorus numbers. This show follows Elle Woods as she realises she is stronger and smarter than she knows. Stars and the Moon production of Legally Blonde was able to bring an entirely new dimension to Elles’ story, utilising the signature partnered roles to add depth and richness to this production.

Stars and the Moon is an all abilities production company, with all of their shows utilising a buddy system for each role, where “at least one castmate identifying as living with a disability, disabled and/or neurodivergent”. This creates a warmth to every show that they do, since the inception of the company. Through providing a space on stage for all those that wish to participate, Stars and the Moon creates an atmosphere of acceptance. More than that, the production includes a large front of house team, with 2 versions of programs available, going above and beyond in creating a space that is widely accessible.

The show began with an introduction and explanation of what to expect for the evening. Instructions were provided for those who might have sensory issues, and permission was granted to leave the theatre if audience members were feeling overwhelmed, over joyed, or over excited. That sort of introduction reinforced what I already knew at this point, that this production was carefully crafted to be inclusive and accessible. Audience members did sometimes have difficulty remaining quiet, although not intentional, this was at times quite distracting and prevented me from paying attention to what was happening on the stage.

The costumes were thoughtfully designed by Jessamine Moffett, with partnered castmates wearing the same costume. All costumes had accessible components, with comfortable looking shoes or clothing that adheres to a castmate’s sensitives. The designs went beyond presenting the show in a meaningful and interesting way, and were clearly practically thoughtful too. In addition to the thoughtful costumes, the design of the set and props (by Harry Gill) was thoughtful and created with intention. The set was wheelchair accessible, with both stairs and ramps, and allowed for the whole cast to participate fully in the production.

 

Given the nature of at least two actors for each role, the stage was often filled with cast members. Throughout the show the entire ensemble remained energetic. The choreography (by Benjamin Curé) greatly caught my attention, remaining engaging and considerate of the needs of all actors on stage. In particular, Karl McNamara and Mark Polonsky stood out during their performance of Blood in the Water, a number where the audience is introduced to what class looks like at Harvard Law School. McNamara and Polonsky lead the number with a nice cadence and depth. Similarly, Ruth Ben-Danan and Em Svarnias as Brooke exceeded my expectations during their big number, Whipped into Shape, with a silly and sharp interpretation of their role.

I would be remiss if I didn’t address the spectacular efforts of Kelsey Halge and Natasha Frieberg as Elle, Lawrence Hawkins, Alexander Gilbert and Eloise Vernon as Emmett, and Alanna Julian and Katie McMillan as Paulette. Halge and Frieberg were able to sustain an intensive role while making it appear effortless, with impressive vocal work and harmonies. Hawkins, Gilibert and Vernon had delightful chemistry, often sharing small moments on stage where they connected with each other, showing real connection had been built throughout the rehearsal process. Julian and McMillan charismatically injected bold humour into the show.

Having seen previous shows produced by the Stars and the Moon production team, I continuously remain impressed with the quality of the work they produce. In the past, utilising fantastical shows such as Spongebob or Shrek, meant that the castmate system thematically added layers and complexity to the show. I found that with a more grounded show such as Legally Blonde, the castmate system didn’t quite have the punch it did in previous shows. I greatly admire how this model allows for diverse people to be on stage, and the production team has only chosen interesting and exciting shows to produce. Continuing to choose shows that can be improved with the cast mate system will mean that exciting and innovative art will continue to be made in Melbourne.

To book tickets to Legally Blonde, please visit https://www.starsandthemoon.org/.

Photographer: Matthew Chen

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