When Life Gives You Grapes: An Existential Comedy

Ode To A Grape

Ode To A Grape Rating

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As I enter the Motley Bauhaus saloon-style pub in Carlton, I am infused with 1970’s nostalgia, bedecked with retro-style posters of shows-gone-by, and funky music beating in the background. Representing the liberated spirit of artistic creation, a barman serves drinks and food while his voice echoes over a loudspeaker, directing fringe-goers to their designated garret-style rooms to see their individual shows.

Speaking of the spirit of the Bauhaus, I enter up a staircase to tiny 25-seater wooden theatrette; surrounded by layers of exposed plaster and centuries-old brickwork. To the right and left of where I sit, are two barstools each flanked by bowls of green, purple and black grapes. A central theme of a show I am about to see called ‘Ode To A Grape’, the latter title celebrating the magical properties of a grape, a multi-purpose fruit that is not only sweet in nature, but can transform itself into a multitude of nutritional and eco-friendly benefits for the world-at-large.

In the middle of these two stools stands a red velvet draped curtain, parting ways for us to meet ‘Johann’, a angsty German-born existentialist with slicked-back hair. Starkly dressed in black with the peacock-ish air of socialist angst and radical views, Johann first expresses his passionate love for grapes, explaining how he has moved to his new hometown of Tīrau, New Zealand, where he seeks to fulfil his childhood dreams as a poetic artist.

In fact, tonight, we have come to Johann’s book launch of ‘Ode To A Grape’, his book of truly terrible poetry he tries to recite onstage for the very first time. Believing -that it is HE who was born to be a true poet of his time. That it is HE who is born to spread the word: about his oppressive upbringing in Germany and his love for grapes.

But instead, as time passes, Johann’s mind overtakes himself, and he starts ranting about the oppression of cows. His mind is going haywire. So much so, that I run into a confusion, asking myself – is this a show about sustainability? Of animal exploitation? Of terribly-made sandwiches being destroyed by harsh parenting causing inner child trauma?

 

Well, it is all of those actually, much to the audience’s delight. For this is where our night of satire begins.

For in between Johann’s preaching of grapes and cows, interruptions arise to foil his launch. An inner child that is split in two, torn between a sweet sounding Scottish voice positive about his poetic dreams versus that of an inner demon seeking to berate his over-inflated sense of confidence – to talk him out of sharing his woeful poetry with the world.

Starring Em Barrett, a native New Zealander, ‘Ode to A Grape’ is a cult-comedy, a call-to-arms about society-at-large, seen through the eyes of the bumbling Johann, one in which Barrett has perfected to the bone since 2022. For Barrett not only masters the German accent, but also the grandiose physicality of a tormented, angst-ridden male. One who is in denial of his deplorable poetic talents, which, as the show progresses, becomes incredibly funny.

One moment that brought the audience into the palm of Barrett’s hands was her clever use of a video depicting cows as gentle giants, as we see a video projection of a herd of cows behind a fence, listening to Johann’s partner, Nigel, playing the ukulele. It is here that Johann engages us in a mode of audience participation: a moo-ing sing-a-long of sorts; to help fight the affliction and the commodity of cows – to the audience’s delight.

This show is a must-see for fans of comedy, satire, and the spirit of Bauhaus. For shows that don’t exactly fit the mold, but engage us with raw, comedic undertones and imperfect scripting. A show where anything goes in the moment, one grape at a time.

To book tickets to Ode To A Grape, please visit https://www.melbournefringe.com.au/whats-on/events/ode-to-a-grape.

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Em Barrett: The Weird Kid Who Found Home in Structured Chaos

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From birthing maggots onstage to kidnapping celebrities for marketing campaigns, Em Barrett has built a career on the beautifully bizarre. Now the performer brings their favourite creation yet to Melbourne Fringe; a hapless German poet named Johann, whose desperate fight against capitalism and obsession with Elton John makes for what Barrett calls oddly relatable chaos.

Meet The Performer – Em Barrett

What is this production or show about?

Johann is launching a poetry book. Johann is a very bad poet.

Born in Limburg; Germany, Johann packed his quill and moved to the small town of Tīrau, (NZ) to free himself of his parental constraints and find himself as an artist. Now he is ready to share his angst with the world.

With a diary full of inspiration (and sheep poo), Johann has arrived in Naarm to launch (or attempt to launch) his first poetry book.

Unfortunately, as he presents his painfully curated manifesto, he will be sidetracked by his hatred of society, his love for Elton John, and his ongoing frustration with capitalism. Will we ever hear the full book? Do we want to?

Why did you want to be part of this production?

This is a funny question to me, as I have never been sure why. I think as a weird kid turned weird adult, performance feels like the only way I can communicate in the world. (God that sounds really theatre kid-esque, I promise you I am not a theatre kid. Quite the opposite really.) I could never imagine myself in a ‘regular job;’ whatever that means. Performing and making art are really the only ways I feel truly myself.

Em Barrett

What has been your favourite performance or role so far in your career?

I have played a fly birthing maggots live on stage; I have played a magical gateway entity for a real life open world game; I have even played a flavour scientist for the strangest marketing campaign (and borderline celebrity kidnapping scheme) I’ve ever been a part of. But by far, Johann is my favourite role. He is just so awkward, and desperate to prove himself. His fight to keep things together whilst simmering with rage and despair at the capitalist world is oddly relatable.

Have you ever had to improvise or adapt during a live performance? What happened?

Ohhh all the time! I love to incorporate some structured chaos into my shows. For example, Johann is obsessed with asking audiences to suggest poems for him to create. He will then make up a live poem on the spot based on the suggestions. Sometimes they are poems, sometimes they are songs. Sometimes they are just a long tortured vocalisation as Johann stares into the abyss. It’s always fun.

What strategies do you use to manage nerves before you go on?

Eat some good kai (food); breathe; stretch and do a vocal warm up. Maybe do a speed run of the performance. Self care and pre-show warm ups are vital for me to be in the right headspace.

What sort of person is going to love this show?

A show for poetry lovers and haters alike.

Is there anything else you would like to share?

I’m proud to announce that the full season of Ode to a Grape will have Open Captions and a Low Sensory Show on the 30th September. You can find the access guide here: https://www.melbournefringe.com.au/whats-on/events/ode-to-a-grape

A huge thank you to Em Barrett for sharing the gloriously weird journey that led to Johann and his rage-filled poetry. If you are ready for live improvised poems, existential vocalisations, and a performer who thrives in structured chaos, grab your tickets to Ode To A Grape at Melbourne Fringe.

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