An Epic Masterpiece Of Creative Collaboration

Fewer Emergencies

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Upon entry to the theatre, the background music is teetering that edge of ambient and unsettling. There’s a child rocking on a horse downstage right. They are framed by large, open vertical blinds. Warm lights with an amber filter touch key points of the stage, which has the old school brown shag carpet. There’s late 80s school desk chairs to the right and left of an armchair in the middle, with a lit lamp and a red book. These nostalgic items, and the child’s rocking only pausing for the Welcome To Country recording, create atmospheric tension.

The cleaning crew enters the space in their blue jumpsuits. They get to work vacuuming, sweeping and dusting. Their movements are coordinated and choreographed. There’s a poetry to it.

One of the cleaners begins to touch the items in the middle. The actor, played by Monica Sayers, wraps a scarf around her neck and the ensemble cleaning crew, with Olivia Hall-Smith and Bayley Prendergast notice and respond.

The scarf wearer tells the story of a woman who is trapped in an unhappy marriage, taking and rejecting story prompts from the other two. At times forgetting (wilfully and not-so) the detail. An unhappy and unreliable narrator is created, not just by the storyteller, but by the contributions of the other two, as they explore the elements that are supposed to make couples happy in society, and the unlikely elements that make things worse instead of better.

 

 

We shift to a classroom setup and the fourth member (Clay Crighton) enters the space wearing a beige jumpsuit similar to the others, but for the colour. Bayley becomes the narrator of this story, with a harrowing classroom scene. Clay retreats to the side of the stage. Where they lean upon the wall in a quiet, but visceral changing state of agony and pain. Their fingers pulse as the anguish and torment is embodied. This is achieved with very little other movement, even of their facial features. Somehow they are able to portray magnitudes in the slightest ways. It’s powerful and heart-wrenching to observe.

As the intense story unfolds, Clay starts to contribute to the narrative despite the warnings of “Don’t help me!” from the central narrator. This account challenges the participating story-weavers to accept an “unsympathetic character”. It’s a tale of a monster who has what they deem to be society’s ideals; money, property, family; and nothing to cause them to commit the heinous acts we witness. The fourth narrator (Clay) then transforms this piece in a unique way, and it shifts into something unexpected.

The concluding story may be a culmination of the previous two, it is clearly connected to the first narrative, and makes sense of some of the discrepancies. The use of shadow has been a compelling device throughout the piece, and is taken to a peak in this final act. The ensemble work brings the play to a cataclysmic crescendo before the abrupt blacking out. Then they shift to curtain call, which is noticeably agonising for the incredibly talented Clay to adjust into. The rawness is still there as they try and return to reality.

This is an epic masterpiece of creative collaboration and exceptional talent. It’s clearly the result of challenging and complex ensemble work which has paid off spectacularly.

I admit I don’t have the technical language to give credence to the importance of the lighting and sound effects, which are vital elements to the hard-hitting impact of this piece of work. Izzy Morrisey has created a lighting design where every change is crucial, every State is meaningful, and the team executed this beautifully.

Director, Harry Reid, is an ungoverned genius. There are so many elements of Fewer Emergencies that I have not managed to put to words and, in a way, I’m grateful for that as it is something that truly needs to be witnessed. It’s a remarkable piece of theatre and I am going to be contemplating it for a long time to come.

To book tickets to Fewer Emergencies, please visit https://www.oldfitztheatre.com.au/fewer-emergencies.

Photographer: Robert Miniter

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Agatha Crispie

Agatha Crispie

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A hilarious spoof of Agatha Christie’s classic whodunits, written by Cenarth Fox and directed by David Dodd.

In the south-west of England soon after World War 1, the unknown writer, Agatha Crispie, pens mystery stories. In vain she longs for their publication. Agatha’s family despise her writing and ridicule her plots. Agatha gets a lucky break. A body is found in the library. The police arrive as does a grey-haired, cardigan-wearing spinster with a knack for solving crimes. Suddenly the pressure is too much. Agatha disappears. Then a dapper foreigner appears. He too has a knack for solving mysteries. Then a Scotland Yard detective makes a surprise entrance. There is a dead body, a suspect or three, amateur sleuths, red herrings and dithering cops. It’s just like the life and characters of another scribbler, the slightly better-known Agatha Christie. There are surprises, mystery, drama, humour and that infernal, eternal mousetrap!

Ticket Link: https://www.trybooking.com/events/landing/1369425

Once, I had read the promo I could not possibly miss this one. I grew up with my Mum reading an Agatha Christie mystery every chance she got and our holiday house literally had an entire bookshelf dedicated to the famous writer – who is noted on the program tonight as only outsold by Shakespeare and the Bible! Whether or not that is true to date, I’m thinking to myself no wonder my Mum loved her mysteries. I have read over the years those same books and have eagerly seen all the related movies and series’, so I’m fairly familiar going into this play with knowledge of the murderous titles and there are many cleverly interwoven references to the books in this play, including that body in the library.

 

 

‘Agatha’ played by Catherine Christensen is wonderful. Yearning to become a published writer in this story, she must convince her husband ‘Archibald’ played strongly and funnily by Neil Barnett, to let her continue to work on her writing or she must find a way to be rid of him and his family so that she can write her mysteries in peace and without the constant put down of Neil’s mother, ‘Lavinia’ played sternly well by Kerry Hollier.

Equal in putting down Agatha is the daughter of Archibald and step-daughter of Agatha, ‘Elvira’ played by Bel Shields – she is so entertaining! Absolutely loved watching her either as the main stage character when she had the floor or on the side; her mannerisms, voice, and everything else about her was a spot on stuck up Daddy’s girl wanting only the best for herself in society. Will she get it? Her ‘divorce’ scene was impeccably delivered.

I highly praise Rob Coulson as ‘Dithering’. It was easy to see he’s been doing this acting thing for quite a while as soon as he entered the room and delved fully into his character; he was very enjoyable to watch and reminded me of my Pop.

The set is fantastic. You feel like you stepped into the pages where Hercule Poirot or Miss Marple might lay down their reasoning on the suspect murderer, but here we will see the excellent dramatization skills of Gilbert Gauci playing ‘Hercule Grey-Cells’ and Mandy Vicsai as ‘Mary Mead’. I found it hard to believe that Mandy is a newbie to the world of acting, she was perfect in her role, as was Gilbert with his magnifying glass out sleuthing to themed music whilst everyone else was out of the murder scene room.

Outstanding casting on all characters, but my favourite was undeniably ‘Pimms’ played by Annie Laurenson. Annie’s comical timing is excellent and she seemed to feed even more into her character off the audience reactions; her performance throughout the show just got better and better right to the end punchline (which is a hoot!).

If you love Agatha Christie, you MUST SEE this show.

Congratulations to the cast and the hard working production team because yes, it is definitely as you promote: a fast-paced mystery-comedy filled with witty dialogue and outrageous characters, a clever parody of Agatha Christie’s famous detectives— perfect for fans of classic whodunits, and certainly an experience of intrigue, humour, and theatrical fun!

Venue: Clayton Community Centre Theatrette 9-15 Cooke Street, Clayton Vic. This is a very comfortable small theatre so don’t worry where you sit, you can see great from all the seats and it has wheelchair access. There is heaps of parking and the welcoming Encore volunteers served us free tea, coffee, biscuits and a glass of sherry at interval.

Playing: 18 – 27 July 2025 with some sold out shows already!

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To book tickets to Agatha Crispie, please visit https://encoretheatre.com.au/season-1/.

Photographer: Dave Swann

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Terracotta Warriors: Legacy of the First Emperor

Terracotta Warriors: Legacy of the First Emperor

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Nothing can really prepare you for coming face to face with one of the most iconic collections in the world. You might already be familiar with the history of the Terracotta Warriors, but until you’re standing in front of them, do you realise that it’s their unique expressions, powerful poses, hairstyles, weapons and uniforms that begin to tell their extraordinary story.

The Terracotta Warriors, currently on display at the WA Museum Boola Bardip, are being exhibited together globally for the first time, including some recently excavated pieces.

In one of the boldest exhibitions to ever come to Perth, over 225 Chinese artefacts include musical instruments, vessels, jade objects and animal figures, including a bronze swan. The exhibition sheds light on China’s first emperor, Qin Shihuang, exploring his life, legacy and afterlife over seven distinct areas, as well as China’s military, societal hierarchy and daily life.

In one of the greatest archaeological discoveries of the 20th century, the Terracotta Warriors depict Qin Shihuang’s army of around 8,000, created to protect him in the afterlife for all eternity. How so many warriors remained a mystery until their discovery in 1974 is a miracle. Qin Shihuang’s monumental burial chamber remains sealed and preserved in a secret underworld. The tomb took over four decades and more than 700,000 workers to build one of the largest archaeological reserves, and records depict opulent palaces and flowing rivers.

 

 

The life-size figures vary in height according to their rank, alongside chariots and horses, and are often referred to as the Eighth Wonder of the World. It’s easy to lose hours delving deeper and examining the artefacts before viewing the main event of eight life-size terracotta warriors and a horse. Although eight might seem like a modest number out of 8,000 warriors, considering they are over 2,000 years old, imagine the undertaking involved to transport the priceless exhibition, including a kneeling archer and a statuesque armoured infantryman.

One thing that really struck me was the way the terracotta warriors were exhibited behind reflective glass, and depending on where you stood in the gallery, their eerie reflections seemed to multiply to the point that you felt as though you were being observed, not the other way around.

Complimented by an immersive multimedia experience, images of the warriors are depicted in coloured uniforms, as they were once painted in a multi-coloured spectacle.

Historians and history-lovers will no doubt take full advantage of the season passes, allowing for unlimited visits throughout the exhibition for $90. General admission is $30 for adults and $15 for kids. Special events include illuminated warriors at night, talks, performances, school holiday programs and cultural events, including the Guzheng Grand Ensemble on Sunday 19th October.

Even if you’re not into history, there’s no denying it’s marvellous that archaeologists are still making such significant discoveries.

The Terracotta Warriors: Legacy of the First Emperor exhibition is held at WA Museum Boola Bardip at the Perth Cultural Centre until Sunday, 22nd February 2026. Located in Northbridge, it seems only fitting to time your visit with dim sum in Chinatown.

To book tickets to Terracotta Warriors: Legacy of the First Emperor , please visit https://visit.museum.wa.gov.au/boolabardip/terracotta-warriors-legacy-first-emperor.

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Sincere Apologies

Sincere Apologies

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Sorry, Apologies, My Bad… There are myriad ways to express regret when one has stuffed up. These are some of the expressions I pondered as an audience member of Bondi Festival’s show Sincere Apologies. Billed as an interactive experience, I will admit I felt a small degree of trepidation in attending; however, curiosity got the better of me and I found myself perched on a fold out chair on a very chilly July evening in the Seagull Room at Bondi Pavilion. The circular arrangement of chairs around strategically placed microphones created an Alcoholics Anonymous-esque atmosphere, as if we were all there to lay bare our deepest regrets.

After a delayed start, the essence of the show started to make sense. Like children at a birthday party, a brown envelope was passed around from chair to chair. When the music stopped, an audience member read aloud instructions to everyone present. Fifty envelopes were to be distributed among the audience. Unfortunately on the night I attended, the audience was quite small. This meant we doubled (or tripled) up on envelopes. This is a show that definitely works more effectively with a full audience.

Based on an original concept by Roslyn Oades and David Williams, the show’s writers Dan Koop, Jamie Lewis and David Williams, have created what proves to be an incredibly reflective and enriching experience. Within each envelope was an apology ranging from the very famous (does anyone remember Kanye West’s social media apology to Taylor Swift after his MTV awards rant?) through to the very personal (an excerpt from an email to Dan Koop’s mother apologising for his decision not to have children). Within the three envelopes I was assigned was an official apology from Eddie McGuire to Adam Goodes in 2013 when he compared the AFL player to ‘King Kong’; another featured part of the apology of a Japanese son apologising to Chinese people for his father’s war crimes. There were even stage directions to bow (deeply) after I recited the apology.

 

 

Themes of racism, environmental degradation and social justice run strongly throughout the apologies curated by Koop, Lewis and Williams for Sincere Apologies. At a time when deadly flash floods and heat waves seem to be fast becoming the norm, re-hearing apologies such as the one offered by the Exxon Valdez captain after the infamous 1989 oil spill was a reminder of how little we seem to have learnt from the past and perhaps, how little apologies mean when they are not made sincerely.

The culmination of the hour-long show proved to be quite moving; indeed, I would say even, disturbing. We are invited, through imaginary apologies, to speculate on the state of the world in fifty or even one hundred years time; a state that is pretty dystopian if we continue to live as negligently as we do now. I truly felt a sense of regret as I returned into the cold night, walking past the now dark Bondi Beach, that those imagined future scenarios may very well come true.

Sincere Apologies is a timely reminder that apologies matter and we must make them sincerely and genuinely, whether to those we love or to whole generations of people whose lives will never be the same. It is only when we are truly sorry that we can change the future.

To book tickets to Sincere Apologies, please visit https://www.bondifestival.com.au/event/sincere-apologies/.

Photographer: Mark Gambino

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