Legally Blonde

Legally Blonde

Legally Blonde Rating

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Legally Blonde is a wonderful musical with numerous power ballads and harmonious greek chorus numbers. This show follows Elle Woods as she realises she is stronger and smarter than she knows. Stars and the Moon production of Legally Blonde was able to bring an entirely new dimension to Elles’ story, utilising the signature partnered roles to add depth and richness to this production.

Stars and the Moon is an all abilities production company, with all of their shows utilising a buddy system for each role, where “at least one castmate identifying as living with a disability, disabled and/or neurodivergent”. This creates a warmth to every show that they do, since the inception of the company. Through providing a space on stage for all those that wish to participate, Stars and the Moon creates an atmosphere of acceptance. More than that, the production includes a large front of house team, with 2 versions of programs available, going above and beyond in creating a space that is widely accessible.

The show began with an introduction and explanation of what to expect for the evening. Instructions were provided for those who might have sensory issues, and permission was granted to leave the theatre if audience members were feeling overwhelmed, over joyed, or over excited. That sort of introduction reinforced what I already knew at this point, that this production was carefully crafted to be inclusive and accessible. Audience members did sometimes have difficulty remaining quiet, although not intentional, this was at times quite distracting and prevented me from paying attention to what was happening on the stage.

The costumes were thoughtfully designed by Jessamine Moffett, with partnered castmates wearing the same costume. All costumes had accessible components, with comfortable looking shoes or clothing that adheres to a castmate’s sensitives. The designs went beyond presenting the show in a meaningful and interesting way, and were clearly practically thoughtful too. In addition to the thoughtful costumes, the design of the set and props (by Harry Gill) was thoughtful and created with intention. The set was wheelchair accessible, with both stairs and ramps, and allowed for the whole cast to participate fully in the production.

 

Given the nature of at least two actors for each role, the stage was often filled with cast members. Throughout the show the entire ensemble remained energetic. The choreography (by Benjamin Curé) greatly caught my attention, remaining engaging and considerate of the needs of all actors on stage. In particular, Karl McNamara and Mark Polonsky stood out during their performance of Blood in the Water, a number where the audience is introduced to what class looks like at Harvard Law School. McNamara and Polonsky lead the number with a nice cadence and depth. Similarly, Ruth Ben-Danan and Em Svarnias as Brooke exceeded my expectations during their big number, Whipped into Shape, with a silly and sharp interpretation of their role.

I would be remiss if I didn’t address the spectacular efforts of Kelsey Halge and Natasha Frieberg as Elle, Lawrence Hawkins, Alexander Gilbert and Eloise Vernon as Emmett, and Alanna Julian and Katie McMillan as Paulette. Halge and Frieberg were able to sustain an intensive role while making it appear effortless, with impressive vocal work and harmonies. Hawkins, Gilibert and Vernon had delightful chemistry, often sharing small moments on stage where they connected with each other, showing real connection had been built throughout the rehearsal process. Julian and McMillan charismatically injected bold humour into the show.

Having seen previous shows produced by the Stars and the Moon production team, I continuously remain impressed with the quality of the work they produce. In the past, utilising fantastical shows such as Spongebob or Shrek, meant that the castmate system thematically added layers and complexity to the show. I found that with a more grounded show such as Legally Blonde, the castmate system didn’t quite have the punch it did in previous shows. I greatly admire how this model allows for diverse people to be on stage, and the production team has only chosen interesting and exciting shows to produce. Continuing to choose shows that can be improved with the cast mate system will mean that exciting and innovative art will continue to be made in Melbourne.

To book tickets to Legally Blonde, please visit https://www.starsandthemoon.org/.

Photographer: Matthew Chen

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The Wolves

The Wolves

The Wolves Rating

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3

The Wolves began with one of the girls warming up for soccer. As the soccer player #13 (Kristie Kriaris-Tsotras) warmed up, so too did the audience. The Wolves is about a group of girls on an indoor soccer team together, and explores what it’s like to be part of a team, and to be a teenage girl surviving amongst her peers. Written by Sarah Delappe, The Wolves delicately balances the exploration of how young women interact, and what it means to part of something bigger than oneself.

The set was clean and minimalist, with artificial turf across the whole stage, designed by Tom Vulcan. The bright lighting (also designed by Tom Vulcan) neatly established the stage as an indoor soccer field. The stage was well established, unmistakably, as a place for the soccer team to mingle, play, and be The Wolves.

The choreographed introduction on the show was well synced and impressive. The entire ensemble warmed up together, and powerfully set the expectation of how the soccer team worked together and moved as one across the stage. Throughout the show there were moments where the entire ensemble warmed up, and the physicality of the movements adds richly to the identity of the girls in the show. They are there as a group, moving together.

 

 

The complex group dynamics were established early into the play. There was consistently overlapping dialogue, that was conducted with an impressive amount of skill. The overlapping dialogue felt authentic to the experience of teenage girls. It meant that the audience always missed a little bit of context or conversation, adding to the feeling of being a teenage girl, never quite knowing what was going on, always slightly disoriented. This also effective built the tension between the characters, as they gossiped and bullied each other.

The different members of the soccer team discuss their lives, politics and hint at the complexity of socioeconomic differences between the team members. These topics of discussion lead naturally to awkwardness, both genuine and manufactured. The tension built and developed as the interpersonal conflict and affection escalated amongst the teammates. The ensemble cast expertly weave the complex relationships of the different team members, exhibiting impressive and excellent chemistry.

Ultimately The Wolves asked the audience to ponder if we should care about what others say about us, or what it means to be a team. When I leave a show asking myself questions, I know I’ve been thoughtfully and meaningfully engaged.

To book tickets to The Wolves, please visit https://www.theatreworks.org.au/2026/the-wolves.

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Bernie Dieter’s Club Kabarett

Bernie Dieter’s Club Kabarett

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Bernie Dieter returned to Melbourne with a troupe of talented and sexy performers in Club Kabarett. Housed by the Meat Market, Bernie created a bold environment in a beautiful space. Club Kabarett was atmospheric, with audience members dressed up like it was East Berlin in the early 30’s. The band began playing while the audience found their seats, creating a rowdy and excitable environment. The performers welcomed audience members to the cabaret with some preshow shenanigans.

Bernie and her whole team were dressed in interesting and beautiful costumes. The costumes both made a political statement and peaked my curiosity. Often the performers were scantily clad, or in the case of the drag queen, completely nude except for Chanel. The costumes teased the audience as much as the performances themselves, becoming progressively more risqué.

 

 

Bernie was bold and brave when she spoke to the audience. She emphasised that Club Kabarett was a place for the sexually free and open to let our freak flag fly. Bernie utilised the unique large space to create a wonderfully intimate moments engaging directly with audience members. Bernie’s punk attitude and punk music suited the distinctly alternative nature of the cabaret. Bernie hoped to create a space where we could all “let go and get intimate,” and she was successful in that endeavour! Bernie encouraged and asked the audience to touch her, in an attempted to break down barriers.

Bernie’s talented team of alternative performers included a scantily clad pole dancer, a fabulous drag queen, a trapeze artist and many more. Bernie sang with her live band while the different artists performed spectacles. The pole dancer had the audience engrossed by her wild athleticism and flexibility. The tap dancer embodied punk, breaking down expectations of the art form, as he continued to tap with a cigarette in his mouth and an oversized fur coat over his shoulders. The contortionist was impressive to watch. Her muscle and strength control was spectacular. The entire ensemble was serving sexy circus realness.

Bernie Dieter’s Club Kabarett awoke things in me, and made me proud of Bernie. Bernie was unapologetic in her opinions and her radical acceptance of others. Her choice to be so open about her beliefs created a safe and inviting space for the audience to enjoy the remarkable performances she had curated. The live band provided a soundtrack to every performer and act apart of the cabaret, and made sure the atmosphere remained engaging and interesting.

To book tickets to Bernie Dieter’s Club Kabarett, please visit https://meatmarket.org.au/event/club-kabarett/.

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Sorry I Hurt Your Son (Said My Ex to My Mum)

James Barr: I’m Sorry I Hurt Your Son (Said My Ex To My Mum)

James Barr: I’m Sorry I Hurt Your Son (Said My Ex To My Mum) Rating

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Sorry I Hurt Your Son (Said My Ex to My Mum) is a vulnerable piece of stand up comedy about trauma and domestic violence. In his comedy hour, James Barr explained how he had to kiss many, many, many frogs, before he found his boyfriend. Through his honesty and openness, James creates a rapport with his audience. Throughout the show James shares a spectrum of intimate moments, from deeply joyful occasions, to moments that echo with shame and anger.

James notes early on in his set that Colleen, his mum, asked if he was sure he was gay when he first came out to her. This was after she made sure no neighbours could hear their conversation. James returns to the opinions and quirks of Colleen periodically throughout the show. In particular, Colleen’s thoughts and reflections on James’ partner continuously resurfaces. James explains, Colleen liked his boyfriend.

 

 

James sweetly described how he met his boyfriend, and vulnerably shares the start of their love story. He laughs at the heteronormativity of being in a committed long-term relationship. James then somberly notes that 1 in 3 queer people experience domestic violence. He asks the audience “How do you tell off a violent person for being violent?” Very quickly James pulls the audience in, creating tension as he describes a more dangerous version of his boyfriend. James builds and breaks the tension with honesty and vulnerability.

James continues the show, sharing how shame and anger dominated his relationship, and slowly took control of his life. James stated that he couldn’t recall the first time his boyfriend hit him, but he remembered the first time his boyfriend attacked the dog. James confessed, “I told myself I deserved it. A dog doesn’t deserve it.” The complexities of abuse are difficult to pinpoint, but James highlights how little moments broke him down, until his sense of self was erased.

James finishes his set with an explanation of why he wrote this show. Why he shared this experience, opened himself up and become so vulnerable to a faceless audience. This show requires a profound sense of bravery, and James was inspired by a nurse he met who left an abusive partner. Hearing her talk about leaving, James understood what he hadn’t until that point. That sharing stories of abuse, highlighting the bravery of the people who leave, can inspire others to do the same. James noted that it was easy to stay with his boyfriend, but it was the story from the nurse that gave him the bravery to leave.

To book tickets to James Barr: I’m Sorry I Hurt Your Son (Said My Ex To My Mum), please visit https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/james-barr-sorry-i-hurt-your-son-said-my-ex-to-my-mum-af2026.

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