In 1988, out came rave reviews from the critics for the movie of DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS.
I, nor my husband, have seen it on stage until tonight. So, after a lovely dinner next door at the Gracious Grace Cafe (highly recommend), we take our seats for the musical version playing currently at a reminiscent olde-world theatre in Lilydale.
The story is predominantly still about a comedic trio, what weād not-so-politely call āscammersā today, but this is a classic rendition much more exciting than a quick swipe stealing of your credit card or bank account warning. This is true art; a well-thought out and well-played in-person scam with a twist.
A suave British con artist āLawrence Jamesonā brought sophisticatedly to life by Phil Lambert wearing the best high-class suits, devours the purses of wealthy women whilst living in a fancy mansion having had successful rich-tourist season assistance for years from the local Chief of Police.
In contrast, the unapologetic American āFreddie Bensonā, a newcomer to the sun-drenched Beaumont-sur-Mer resort town, works his own style on gullible ladies who can less afford his attention. I canāt tell you how many times Rob Blowers steals the show here playing lovable larrikin Freddie with ease on comic timing and a definite natural acting ability to liven his character to the max.
Exceptionally well played by both actors; I observed āLawrenceā on purpose watching āFreddieā in some scenes and wondered how on earth Phil didnāt break his serious demeanor for even a split second at Robās hilariously acted antics. Experience shows, Phil is in his eighth show at his favourite Melbourne theatre and Rob is making his debut here but on the circuit for a decade – so both bound to asked back again. Sometimes I wish stage shows could also play ābehind the scenes and bloopersā like films do (maybe in the foyer afterwards). Iād love to see how much the cast laugh and if the Director can always keep a straight face. We certainly couldn’t between these two!
Anyway, two prospecting men after unsuspecting females enjoying the French Riviera at the same time soon becomes overly competitive for each to survive financially. A āwinner takes allā challenge is set, and the unhinged duoās team target is aimed at the arriving Soap Queen āChristine Colgateā. Her fatherās factory must produce the most popular washing powders and fabric softeners, she must be worth a bet of say….$50,000?



Whoever can convince Christine to part with her fortune will win! The losing swindler will walk away from their thefty tricks upon this ultra-luxurious territory.
āChristineā played with kind innocence by Madeleine Magetti (instantly recognized her voice from seeing her play the lead in Sweet Charity), is fantastic in this role allowing her to be two personalities in one with a switch up not everyone will see coming.
As with all shows holding space in a time gone by, I look forward to seeing all the clothing sourced for costuming. I particularly loved Christineās pristine mint green dress, admired the trailing red satin gown and many pieces from this golden era in the opening numbers.
Gabi Bergman, one multi-talented performer for sure is shown off in her āwestern swingā attire as āJoleneā enthusiastically driving the song āOklahoma?ā with plenty of smiles as the ensemble dance up chaos around her. This energy also gets a few gasps from onlookers to see the flexible talent of Phil as he spins Lawrence into a heel tap and toe before a high kick! What a scene!!
Woo-Hoo Phil, youāre an inspiration to my hubby who used to be a dancer, proof that everyone should just keep dancing for joy, or as my hubby said perhaps pulling a hamstring š
We laughed and laughed and there were so many scenes in which we did – the romantic night/morning between Andre and Muriel was a stand out with such clever lyrics, and Freddieās āGreat Big Stuffā got a great big cheer from the audience. Many memorable lines from the movie are turned into these song and dance spectacles with the ensemble taking a large part to encompass the whole set – fabulously simple but effective in changing constant props. Whether it be a feather duster dancing around or a candlestick holder amusingly used, it all makes the show very creative with some ad-lib moments too (Iām pretty sure reference to Trump is not in the original script).
Surprisingly a romantic subplot between Lawrenceās crooked authority ally, āAndrĆ©ā, played tongue-in-cheek perfectly by Tim Murphy, and character āMurielā portrayed with pzazz by Lauren Seymour, adds an extended side story all of its own.
When āJoleneā entertainingly calls out Lawrence for far more than he bargains, hidden away ābrotherā “Ruprecht” (alter-ego Freddie) comes to the rescue with Rob smashing out this quirky character equally.
Despite having some differences, and of course lots of songs added, the original story remains and is just as enjoyable in fun as the 1988 film.
This production of DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS is OK for all ages I think in todayās world (note there is one swear word yelled in fun and some even funnier suggestive innuendoes) but it will probably be especially popular with an older generation and anyone who loved the movie will be impressed.
Congratulations to:
Director: Alan Burrows
Musical Director: Mark Cluning
Choreographer: Nicole Kapiniaris-Anson
Asst. Director: Francesca Carl
Music Supervisor: Colin Prowasky
Set Designer: Barry Pearce
Lighting Designer: Deryk Hartwick
Costume Designer: Maria Smedes
Props: Gina Ingham & Steve Turner
Production Manager: Nicholas Ryan
Stage Manager: Steve Tanner
Asst. Stage Manager: Bella Da Silva
CAST
Lawrence – Phil Lambert
Freddie – Rob Blowers
Andre – Tim Murphy
Christine – Madeleine Magetti
Jolene – Gabi Bergman
Muriel – Lauren Seymour
ENSEMBLE
Gaynor Borlase
Abby James
Jess Lowman
Gary Barcham
Horatio Yen
DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS is playing NOW at the Lilydale Athenaeum Theatre from 10 – 26 September
Venue address: 39-41 Castella St, Lilydale, Victoria (free street parking). The theatre itself is adorned inside with historical stories to read about including the Dame Nellie Melba room – so interesting. They provide free tea/coffee and snack at interval, plus a complimentary pre-show and after-show drink.
Ticket link: www.lilydaleatc.com
Box Office tel.: (03) 9735 1777 if vouchers suit better as an excellent gift idea for the person who has everything!
Next show up is ONE MAN TWO GUVNORS playing 19 Nov – 5 Dec 2026
To book tickets to Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, please visit https://latc2020.sales.ticketsearch.com/sales/salesevent/152495.







