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Purple Is The Gayest Colour

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The Substation is HARD to find initially! It’s a little bunker in the ground, opposite Qtopia and next to The Oxford Hotel. Rainbows surround the road and path. You’re here, and it’s delightfully queer.

We headed down into the intimate space, where Alayne welcomed everyone in a pastel purple beret, cute purple cardigan with daisies, purple shorts and purple socks. Everyone in this tiny space was put at ease when she greeted us with “Don’t worry, I don’t do crowd work!”. Nevertheless, my plus one made for the last row.

It’s a cool venue with concrete walls covered in artful graffiti. It was also literally very cool due to the vents, so be aware of that! Give yourself time to run over to the Oxford for a toilet stop prior too!

Purple Is The Gayest Colour is a one-woman stand-up act performed by Alayne Dick, yes it’s her real surname, yes she uses it to her advantage! Alayne had already set a comfortable tone with the initial welcome, then commenced with a flamboyant stadium star entry. It was fun, quirky and cutesy, which sums up Alayne quite well.

 

 

Stand-up takes an epic amount of guts. I love to consume it, I would be terrified to do it myself. Alayne leans into the awkwardness of it. This was mostly funny and endearing, but occasionally it felt like she would make up for not being sure if the joke would land, by quickly getting to the next one and that didn’t work every time.

I do watch a lot of stand-up and I am a neuro-divergent queer person, as is Alayne, so most of her work was relatable on that level. Some of it was a bit too silly, even for me, but I was laughing most of the time. She has developed comedic physical characterisation, stage presence and movement very well and she executed great use of the “call-back”, those got big laughs every time. The audience was definitely engaged and along for the ride.

I loved her authenticity, vulnerability and heart, and I found it to be a really great set, with only a few issues of confidence. Another one of these being ending with a “…and that’s the show!” which felt a little bit too sedate and broke the magic too quickly. A classic “You’ve been a great crowd!” or similar would have worked better.

As I said, I love stand up comedy, and I am aware it takes courage and vulnerability, and it can be incredibly hard to meet that challenge, especially repeatedly. I admire her work and I believe that as her confidence grows and she continues to back herself, the sky’s the limit. I look forward to seeing her again.

To book tickets to Purple Is The Gayest Colour, please visit https://events.humanitix.com/purple-is-the-gayest-colour-kfd8u4jl.

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A Darkly Hilarious Piece About A Pervasive Reality

What Of It

What Of It Rating

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The bass is pumping on “Bitch Better Have My Money” as we enter The Old Fitz Theatre. Courtney Cavallaro, Emma Wright and Rebecca Sgouros are lounging around dressed like “bruvs”, just doing their thing, as the audience gets seated. The set is a basic youth hangout with a dated fridge and a futon, a six-pack of beer atop the fridge and a poster about COVID and some sanitiser on the bench. These items suggest the era to be somewhere around 2020, backed up by the mention of the “end of the world in three days” that comes soon after the show commences.

Rebecca Sgouros opens with a powerful and poetic monologue, hitting beats with poignant pauses. At times, she seems to be staring directly at you as she presents a moralistic challenge or subversive view. It’s unsettling and awe-inspiring at once. When she finishes, the lights and sound perfectly match her integration with the rest of her crew, as they start their wolf-pack bonding ritual before breaking into a dance that is aptly performed to a song with repeated lyric “Bonkers”.

I hate spoilers, so I wasn’t aware in advance that this was a gender-flip piece, but it became clear very quickly. Rebecca’s character, Cory, is the leader of the “pack”. The self-referred “dogs” are always on the hunt, always looking to get their “clit wet”. They engage in “locker room talk” while pushing and shoving and one-upping each other. They launch into discussing the news that the world is possibly ending in three days and discover that seventeen-year-old “Luck” is still a virgin. Of course, this won’t do.

 

 

Cory is the ringleader, getting the new blood to do her dirty work. Daks (Emma Wright) is the beating heart of the crew, who is torn between being a “real woman” and her clear conflict in the face of these societal norms, as well as a protective urge towards the newcomer, Luck. After more of their barking, growling dirty talk they get their “Big Clit Energy” on and venture out to cause a ruckus cos girls be girls, right?

The dog-pack motif paired with the gender-flip highlights the preposterous nature of the patriarchy and the norms we accept and allow as a society. The banter between them echoes that we’ve heard too many times when it comes to males, and underscores the impact on young boys as they develop a sense of self and what it means to be a man. Rebecca’s narrative, told through the shifting power dynamics of the triad and the exceptional transitions between scenes, is punctuated by the lights, sound and ensemble work between the players. It’s pure genius that leaves no stone unturned.

Every line has a beat, with clever use of prose and layering. These three execute this seamlessly, which can only be attributed to a strong connection, workshopping and partnership in the background. Each of these incredible actors has their own individual moments of wrenching our hearts, among all the nuance of their keeping up appearances and delivering comedic lines to a full house of raucous laughter… all without breaking character.

It’s a darkly hilarious piece about a pervasive reality, and it tells a tragic tale in a truly remarkable way.

It’s powerful and entertaining, and not to be missed.

To book tickets to What Of It, please visit https://www.oldfitztheatre.com.au/what-of-it.

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A Modern, Fun And Silly Take On A Familiar Story With A Lively And Joyful Cast!

Christ Almighty: A Comedy of Biblical Proportions Rating

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We had a little hiccup getting to this show, arriving at the wrong theatre. It took a little bit of asking around for the penny to drop. Luckily Flight Path theatre was not too far from the Seymour Centre (where this show has previously appeared).

We did a questionable car park and then raced over to find the door slightly ajar. We weren’t sure what to do until God himself warmly beckoned us in. We found a spot to discreetly watch the beginning until it was safe to make our way to our seats.

This was my first time at Flight Path theatre and I am a big fan of intimate theatres with effective use of staging and immersive engagement with the audience such as this. The set was bright and pretty with the nostalgic warmth of a childhood television show.

The performance opens with Jesus (played by the well-cast Giuseppe Rotondella) discovering that God (played by the hilarious Brenton Amies) is his real father and that it’s time for him to flee the nest and go on a quest. Mary and Joseph concede to his departure after an hilarious music number.

Along the way, Jesus shares his “magical gifts” with devoted followers such as best mate Peter (Isaac Broadbent) and sceptics such as Doubting Thomas (Babette Shaw). His first big cultural immersion is a stoning in Sodom, where we meet activist Mary Magdelene (Emma Flynn), and my favourite song of the show “Homophobes Are Gay” sets the tone and lens for the approach to this otherwise well-known story.

Each actor commits to the many layers of their characterisation while also allowing the comedy to shine. They rolled with a few punches including loud planes overhead, the clear namesake of the theatre. There was also a painful-looking prop issue that was seamlessly woven into the narrative by Isaac Broadbent.

It was the familiar story of Christ headed to the Cross with a modern take, current references, and commentary. The audience was in fits of laughter for most of it and the cast fed off this beautifully.

The musical numbers were fun and spanned a number of genres. Another highlight being King Herod’s “Vogue” and Pontius’ rap. I’m not sure if the singers were tentative or there was a mic issue, as the last bits of a lot of phrases seemed to trail off. However, I thoroughly enjoyed “The Introspective Song” where Giuseppe and Emma were able to go all in. It was clear the two of them are established musical theatre talents.

It felt slightly too long a piece that lost a bit of momentum towards the end, this was likely the complication of staying true to the Biblical narrative’s timeline. I was grateful for the lift in energy brought by the final musical number/curtain call. Overall, I really enjoyed the cast and their commitment to character, as well as their ensemble work and I found the show to be good, silly, fun!

To book tickets to Christ Almighty: A Comedy of Biblical Proportions, please visit https://www.flightpaththeatre.org/whats-on/christ-almighty-a-comedy-of-biblical-proportions.

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Midnight Murder at Hamlington Hall

Midnight Murder at Hamlington Hall

Midnight Murder at Hamlington Hall Rating

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Arts Theatre Cronulla’s production of Mark Kilmurry and Jamie Oxenbould’s ‘Midnight Murder at Hamlington Hall’ is a delight. Susan Turner has directed a tight and skilled ensemble to deliver each joke with aplomb and endear each of the odd duck characters to the audience.

The script is whip-smart and moves along at a really enjoyable pace, featuring the highs and lows of a fictional amateur theatre company on an ill-fated opening night of a show. Despite the murder mystery tropes evoked by the name, there’s plenty more than clues and sleuths on offer here. This is a production that is finely tuned, and delivers the chaos of the show with both levity and (as evidenced by the entirely convincing comedy of errors that ensues) precision.

Angela Gibson is consistently excellent in ATC productions and this is no exception; her comic timing as Karen is stellar. Playing an amateur actor playing a role on stage for the first time is a task with considerable layers that she carries in style. Some of the biggest laughs of the first act came from her deadpan and witty delivery. Her interactions with the offstage character of her teenage niece (voiced by Arianne “Flossie” Hough) are hilarious, and Gary Clark’s sound production across the show is excellent, with one of Act Two’s biggest laughs coming from an aural gag that the actors onstage respond to.

Michael Gooley’s Shane is the heart of the show; a director and writer genuinely invested in both his cast and the play they’re attempting to pull off despite setbacks. His earnestness and timing lay the groundwork for a large number of the big laughs of the show, and does a great job at connecting us to the emotional stakes for the whole (fictional) company. Gooley’s performance also lays the groundwork for the other actors to shine; Shane’s confidence that it’s all possible regardless of all the comic mishaps is the key to the movement of the whole second act.

Phillipa is a character who sets the comedic tone for the entire show, and Ariane ‘Flossie’ Hough does a fantastic job. Her vocal and physical comedy are really strong, and Phillipa’s vanity manages to be endearing rather than alienating in her capable hands. Samuel Owen’s entry to the show was a highlight, and his Richard is a fantastic addition to the ensemble.

Brendan Jones’ Barney has the most costume changes of any track in the show, which is saying something. Jones nails the difficult task of the proud Barney’s attempts at accents, and nails the timing on a number of jokes that rely on extended pauses. Jones’ physicality is a stand-out, and the pace of his changes matched with the volume of lines he covers in the show within the show are skilfully handled.

The set (designed by Michael Gooley) is wonderful – perfectly pitched. The joke-per-minute and joke-per-square-metre ratio of this production is excellent; there is a stack of suitcases, a painting and a door that all have their own comic moments in the sun. The costuming, similarly, is very well done.

There are opportunities at every turn for comedy to ensue; hats and pants, walking sticks and slow exits all drew laughs from the audience. This is a really enjoyable and well executed production that I would really recommend.

To book tickets to Midnight Murder at Hamlington Hall, please visit https://www.artstheatrecronulla.com.au/midnightmurderathamlingtonhall.

Photographers: Maria Franklin, Mark Phillips, Dan Binger, Graham West

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