Lots of Pop – Just Not Enough Snap or Crackle

The Breakup Variety Hour

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Ariana & the Rose arrives at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival with The Breakup Variety Hour – a wry cabaret-style journey through the six stages of romantic recovery and she brings with her genuine charm, vocal talent and the kind of infectious energy that makes you root for her from the moment she walks on stage. The Trades Hall, with its intimate rooms and slightly scuffed historic charm, is a fitting venue for a show about the unglamorous business of losing love.

The show’s structure is clever: six stages, neatly framed, moving from the wreckage of a relationship toward something that resembles wisdom. Ariana guides us through each with a mix of comedy banter, personal anecdotes and occasional audience participation, the familiar toolkit of the solo festival show. But it’s in the final stage – a philosophical, even quietly spiritual, reflection on what breakups really reveal about us – that the show finds its most resonant ground. It was a genuinely satisfying way to close, offering unexpected psychological depth after the performance and pizzazz, leaving the audience with something to carry home beyond the glitter.

Where The Breakup struggles is in finding its identity. The original songs, (written by Ariana herself and available to buy on CD), are genuinely good and surprisingly moving but they are almost at odds with the rest of the show. They don’t quite gel with the comedy banter surrounding them and the collision between the two never quite resolves. We found ourselves watching what felt like two shows running in parallel – a moderately entertaining comedy set and a mini pop concert – each quietly undermining the other’s momentum. The songs, which we expected to be more snippy, funny comedic offerings instead spoke of genuine feeling and heartache; the comedy parts were too brief and held the audience at too much of a distance. Holding these two different styles at once is a difficult ask of any audience and on the night we attended, it created a sense of awkwardness that the show never fully settled.

 

 

Comedy, as anyone in the industry will tell you, is brutally hard work. The hours behind a single hour of stage time are extraordinary – the writing, the refining, the killing of darlings, the courage required to simply show up and do your thing in front of strangers and hope it lands. The fact that The Breakup has sold out in Ariana’s native New York and toured major international festivals, including our own Melbourne Comedy Festival, speaks to a genuine audience connection that is clearly working somewhere. On the night we attended, the crowd was small and a little cool and she handled it with professionalism and grace, working the room with warmth even when it didn’t quite warm back.

But for those of us who came hungry for laughs, the show could lean further into personal storytelling – the messy, specific, mortifying anecdotes of dating life that make comedy truly land. What we got felt, at times, more like a vehicle for the music than a cabaret style comedy show. The personal glimpses Ariana did share were genuinely engaging, we simply wanted more of them. More of that rawness, more of those stories – the ones that make an audience wince in recognition and laugh in relief and then the balance would tip in a way that could make this genuinely special. It probably didn’t help that in our audience most people were happily coupled, so for a comedy that’s all about break-ups and needs to bounce of the singletons in the room, it wasn’t quite able to find its mark. Nonetheless, the bones of something very funny are here. They just need more flesh on them.

As it stands The Breakup is an enjoyable, well-intentioned romp through familiar romantic territory, performed by someone with good stage presence, a strong voice and a lot to offer. Ariana & the Rose is a performer still shaping her show into its fullest form – and if the philosophical heart of that final act is any indication of where she’s heading, the best may well be yet to come.

To book tickets to The Breakup Variety Hour, please visit https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows/the-breakup-variety-hour/.

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The Game Is Afoot… And Slightly Off The Rails

Innes Lloyd - The Lost Casebook of Sherlock Holmes

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I had the pleasure of attending The Lost Casebook of Sherlock Holmes by Innes Lloyd last night as part of the Melbourne Comedy festival and it was one of those intimate, slightly chaotic and genuinely enjoyable theatre experiences that remind you what live performance can feel like when it’s happening right in front of you and, occasionally, almost on top of you.

The venue, the Impro Melbourne Theatre, was comfortable but tiny and we were seated so close to the stage I could have comfortably rested my feet on it. My companion described it perfectly, it didn’t feel like watching a play so much as watching people. There’s something disarming (and slightly voyeuristic) about that level of up close and personal proximity. You can see every flicker of expression, every moment of hesitation or delight. At times it made it harder to fully drop into the world of the story, but it also created a kind of immediacy and shared experience that larger productions can’t replicate.

The premise is a clever one: three legendary “lost” Sherlock Holmes case files, mysteries Sir Arthur Conan Doyle himself hinted at across his impressive written works but cases that while connected to existing Sherlock Holmes tales, are entirely improvised – which gives clever improv actors an awful lot of room to play in! From this simple starting point, the four-person cast built a series of unfolding stories, moving fluidly between characters and locations. We met the foul-mouthed Victorian street urchins (the Irregulars), various members of the landed gentry, Dr Watson, Sherlock Holmes himself plus his corpulent brother, Mycroft and bumbling, dim-witted Inspector Lestrade with a particularly memorable foot fetish. There was also a funny thread involving Cluedo that wove its way through the third story, adding another layer of playful absurdity.

 

 

What stood out most was the ensemble’s commitment to the form. Improv, at its best, is a kind of high-wire act – a balance between structure and spontaneity, where performers are constantly listening, adapting and building something together in real time. There were a few inevitable fluff-ups (it was opening night), but rather than detracting from the show, these moments often became highlights. The cast leaned into them, supported each other and turned small stumbles into shared jokes, which delighted and deepened the connection with the audience.

That willingness to embrace imperfection is part of what makes improv so engaging to watch. You’re not just seeing a finished product – you’re witnessing the process unfold. There’s a generosity in it – a sense that everyone, performers and audience alike, is in on the same experiment.

The audience appreciated the small facts and trivia woven in about Sherlock Holmes and his creator, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and are apparently something of an integral part of all Innes Lloyd shows. These touches added a layer of texture and gave the show a gentle nod to its literary roots, even as it gleefully departed from them.

The overall feeling of the performance was one of enthusiasm, wit and genuine enjoyment. The cast clearly put their heart and soul into it and that energy carried the show. Improv is rarely about polished perfection, but rather about play, presence and the joy of watching something take shape in the moment.

All in all, it’s a lively, inventive and warm-hearted night out – especially for anyone who appreciates the unique magic of improv and the thrill of seeing something created right before your eyes.

To book tickets to Innes Lloyd – The Lost Casebook of Sherlock Holmes, please visit https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows/holmes-unbound-the-lost-casebook-of-sherlock-holmes.

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Love, Hidden in Plain Sight

Hold Me Hold Me Hold Me

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There is something quietly radical about a production that strips away every theatrical crutch and dares its audience to simply feel. No set. No costume changes. Just two actors in shorts and t-shirts, barefoot on a bare stage – and the accumulated weight of centuries of love that ‘dare not speak its name’.

Jake Stewart’s Hold Me, Hold Me, Hold Me is structured as a series of intimate vignettes, each one a world unto itself: an aspiring playwright in love with an actor; two boys preparing for a Schoolies trip; a male witch on trial by his childhood friend in Puritan New England, or a man marrying his beloved’s sister, the closest he will ever legally, socially, safely get. The conceit is elegant – the same two souls, meeting and almost-meeting across time, across continents, across the impossible distances that history has placed between men who love men.

What makes this work so beautifully is the writing. It is poetic without being precious, shifting in register and rhythm to boldly conjure each new era – the clipped formality of pilgrim speech, the sprawling drawl of young American farmhands, the raw vernacular of contemporary Australia. Each scene feels genuinely native to its moment in time and yet the anguish running beneath them is identical. That pain is the through-line. That tender longing is the whole point.

 

 

The two performers, Callum O’Mara and Wheeler Maurer, are extraordinary. With no costume, no scenery, nothing but an embodied shift in posture, accent and language, they become someone entirely new at the top of each scene. It is technical work of real precision, but it never feels like a demonstration – it feels fully inhabited for us. The transitions between vignettes are marked by a live solo violinist, whose sparse, mournful phrases function both as punctuation and as emotional permission: let this one go before you receive the next.

The framing device – the same lovers at the beginning and end of their story, which open and close the play – is a knowing touch reminding us that this is a story being told deliberately, with intention and love, by someone who understands what it must have cost those who went before. The ones who lived it silently, from the shadows.

Leaving the theatre, the feeling is not quite sadness and not quite relief. It is something bittersweet, more like gratitude – for the relative safety of the gay community now, for the writer-director’s refusal to look away from all those centuries of concealed, aching love and for finding language equal to the weight of it all.

As a straight cis woman, as an ally, as someone who loves excellent theatre and beautiful acting, I urge you to go.
Hold Me, Hold Me, Hold Me is a touching and profound exploration of love, and a reminder that love belongs to everyone.

To book tickets to Hold Me Hold Me Hold Me, please visit https://events.humanitix.com/holdmeholdmeholdme.

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A Frank Look At History Repeating Itself

The Diary of Anne Frank

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I went into this production of The Diary of Anne Frank as I suspect many others did, knowing the loose story – the discovery of a young girl’s journal narrating life in hiding during the German occupation of Amsterdam – but not, perhaps, having read the book itself.

From the moment the lights go up on the small, cluttered space, drowned by shadows both literal and figurative, this production captures with painful accuracy the claustrophobia of several families living in forced confinement. They survive on ever more meagre rations and heavily edited news brought by their kindly protectors, who attempt to shield them from the worst of what is happening outside. The constant threat of discovery sits like a weighted blanket over every scene, adding a quiet but relentless tension as each family struggles to remain hopeful, generous and kind while their world shrinks day by day.

The ensemble work is strong. Otto Frank stands as a pillar of spiritual fortitude: humble, strong and deeply kind, bearing the circumstances with a remarkable evenness of temper. In contrast, Mr Van Daan is angry, argumentative and more than a little selfish, his frustrations simmering beneath the surface until he explodes with increasing frequency as the interminable incarceration continues. The dentist, last to arrive at the safe haven, is anxious, pessimistic and at times almost nihilistic, his moments of brutal honesty tipping the families into near hysteria. Together they offer a convincing portrait of people reacting to unimaginable pressure in very human ways.

At the emotional centre of the story is Anne herself, portrayed as robust, energetic and mischievous. She pushes against authority in the way only a teenager can, and her relationship with her father forms the soft heart of the play: he is her safe harbour, the one person who truly sees her. Her relationship with her mother, by contrast, is distant and strained in a way that will feel painfully familiar to many parents of teenagers.

What struck me most was how modern Anne feels. She believes she is far more enlightened than the generations before her but does not always see her own shortcomings. She misunderstands her mother and pushes back against rules and expectations around demeanour and behaviour. In short, she is exactly like the young people we know today, which somehow makes her fate even harder to absorb. Despite the fear surrounding her, Anne’s spirit remains largely undimmed – though the night scenes reveal a more complex reality. She suffers terrible nightmares about being taken by the Green Police, waking screaming in the small hours, exposing the terror beneath her bravado while also highlighting the remarkable way the young still manage to feel invincible even in the face of great danger.

 

 

One line stays with you long after the curtain falls. Anne remarks that they are living in a way that no young people ever have before. It calls to mind our own young people, living through a time of unprecedented advancement and enormous divisive change. It is a sobering thought: that humanity can move forward in so many ways and yet still find itself circling back towards division, fear, greed and cruelty.

What I found particularly moving was the moment at the end of the first half when the family sing the Hanukkah song. It brought a genuine tear to my eye, witnessing these families – hunted, discriminated against, living under the ever-present threat of the concentration camps – still finding a moment to express gratitude and companionship. When you consider the enormous suffering happening in the world right now and the bitter irony of it, the moment lands with even greater emotional force.

The second half carries a fragile sense of hope. The allies have landed and liberation seems almost within reach after two long years of hiding. For a moment, the audience allows itself to breathe – to believe that all will be well. Then they are discovered. The families are taken away, dispersed among the concentration camps, and we all know the terrible ending that follows.

The play is also quietly funny at times, particularly in its portrayal of family dynamics. It is remarkable how little has changed in the relationships between mothers and daughters or fathers and sons, even when history itself is collapsing outside the door.

Overall, whilst not the most polished of performances, the production is surprisingly moving. It leaves the audience with a renewed sense of gratitude for freedoms so easily taken for granted and prompts a quieter reflection on our own daily lives. For two years these families felt no wind on their faces, had no privacy, no freedom to step outside and almost no information from the outside world. Today we consume a constant stream of news, commentary and noise until we are utterly overwhelmed by it. Perhaps this ceaseless input is what keeps us over-aware but still underactive when it comes to shaping our own futures. I cannot help but wonder whether any of us would make as good a job of surviving that stillness as they did.

In the end, this is not only a historical story. It is a timely reminder of the fragility of freedom and of the extraordinary resilience of the human spirit. And perhaps, like Anne Frank, given everything that is currently unfolding in our world, we are all still quietly clinging to the same two poignant words.

I hope.

To book tickets to The Diary of Anne Frank, please visit https://www.athenaeumtheatre.com.au/shows/the-diary-of-anne-frank.

Photographer: Amanda Humphreys

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