Numbered Lives: Stylish Shadows, Unsteady Steps

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What a night of spectacle the global premiere of Numbered Lives turned out to be. Wrapped in black-tie elegance at Melbourne’s Crown (though with more flesh on show than the red-light district in Amsterdam), the red-carpet arrivals glittered in sequins, the free bar flowed, and the buzz of Hollywood-style glamour filled the air. By the time we settled into our gold-class seats – icecreams in hand and popcorn at the ready – anticipation for the indie thriller, written/directed by J G Clarke, produced by David Lightfoot and starring none other than Jeremy Piven of much awarded TV series ‘Entourage’ fame – was palpable.

On paper, the premise is intriguing (if not wholly original): a shadowy medical conglomerate snatches society’s most vulnerable – street kids and prison inmates – people “no one will miss” – to become unwilling test subjects in sinister drug trials undertaken at the ‘Institute’. Viewed through the eyes of Noah, a first-time inmate who awakens in the facility, the film confronts us with uncomfortable questions about what society is willing to sacrifice “for the many” and how far we’ll go to save those we love (or line our pockets).

 

 

Visually, Numbered Lives is powerful. Filmed entirely on location in South Australia, it draws on the brooding presence of places like the Old Adelaide Gaol and the notorious Ward Z of Glenside Asylum for the criminally insane, to cultivate an almost tangible sense of dread. Darkly stylised cinematography bathes every frame in chiselled shadows and icy light, while the sound design – equal parts suspenseful score and unsettling ambience – keeps nerves taut in a near-noir horror style groove. Even the American accents land with surprising authenticity, underscoring the film’s polished production values.

Yet for all its style, the film’s emotional heartbeat sometimes falters. The characters skirt cliché, their moral dilemmas glossed over when they deserved deeper exploration. Dialogue feels stilted – at times veering into the unintentionally comedic – and the pacing jumps around, leaving moments that should land with impact feeling undercooked or overblown.

Having said all that, it’s worth celebrating that an Australian indie film – written and directed by a first timer no less – has secured global distribution, racked up 32 festival awards (including Best Thriller, Best Director, and Best Lead Actor), and proved there’s an appetite for bold, homegrown storytelling. It’s also worth remembering that not every director knocks it out of the park with their first film, (who here remembers Spielberg’s first film before Jaws?), so Numbered Lives deserves credit for its ambition and grit and there is real recognition here of the numerous achievements that allowed this film to exist in the first place.

Whilst not my personal cup of tea, I still think that this film is worth a view if only to support future Australian filmmakers and to continue to fund our independent film making.

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Ocean: With David Attenborough

OCEAN with DAVID ATTENBOROUGH

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UNMISSABLE. That was the first word shouting out loudly in my head when thinking about how I would tell people what I thought of ‘OCEAN with DAVID ATTENBOROUGH’.

This PHENOMENAL film is so much more than watching ‘nature’ and hearing the now 99 year old’s famous ‘voiceover’ we have grown to expect and appreciate in any of his documentaries.

The movie ‘OCEAN’ is, in parts, like a horror movie. Thankfully however, in other parts, a lifeline of information; a jaw-dropping visual learning experience that only the superpowers of David Attenborough and his team could present on big screens across the world.

You must see it on the big screen. It is a production piece like you have never seen before. It contains material never seen before. No matter how knowledgeable you are in ‘saving our planet’, you will undoubtedly learn things you did not know about in detail. You will be shocked. You will be hopeful. This movie will change your view of everything about our planet and our future. For sure, you will never look at the ocean in the same way again.

The legendary Sir Attenborough says himself that he would find it difficult to believe a dreaded fate was inevitable if it wasn’t for just one thing; the ocean can rebuild itself, if we let it. We must. We must protect it.

We must tell as many people as possible to go and see this movie. We must act. We must communicate to everyone in government who can help make the right decisions to make changes to laws worldwide and plead with them to act now. Hence my review – if just one more person sees this movie because they are curious – one more person may pray and tell another… and so on….. we all have to do something. We can at least all do something small to help something so big!

Next month in June, leaders across world nations will meet in France at the 2025 UN Ocean Conference and vote on whether or not to effectively protect 30% of our oceans. In the world currently that percentage is less than 3%!!! How can this be? How can we NOT be already adequately protecting the vast ecosystems our planet needs to thrive?

How can it be legal for huge 24/7 factory-like ships to trawl through and totally decimate stunningly beautiful underwater landscapes in minutes that have taken hundreds of years to grow, as if they were using a hoe over a garden bed to take out a few weeds in the backyard? This practice is, put simply, MADNESS!

The planet, in some form, may ultimately survive, but we as a species may not. Unassumingly stated by an interviewee in the movie, this was what my daughter and I somberly took away from our time sitting together in awe at The Waverley Cinema in Pinewood. A lovely little local cinema (which I grew up visiting as a child and still with cheap tickets) delivered the most powerful message I have ever heard in a movie anywhere. I said that to the door attendant on the way out and he replied ‘that’s what everyone has said’.

Like everyone else, I don’t need any study background or a degree in marine biology to tell me that I want my children’s great-grandchildren to have a healthy planet to live on – don’t we all want that?

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIZAdCtKT_g

NOTE: The Waverley Cinema, 41 Centreway, Pinewood Shopping Centre, Mt. Waverley is part of the Showbiz group of cinemas and offers not only traditional movie viewing of all the latest and favourites on their four screens, but also group deals, fundraising opportunities and special events.

Check them out: https://waverley.showbizcinemas.com.au

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Spit: An Australian Sequel

Spit

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If you thought running in heels was tough, imagine running in a pair of thongs…while trying to outrun border security…on a moving baggage carousel. No need to do it yourself, though, because Johnny ‘Spit’ Spitieri absolutely nails it in this fresh Aussie flick.

In this follow-up to Aussie Action/Comedy hit Getting’ Square (2003), we get to reunite with our beloved side character & ex-heroin addict, Spit (David Wenham). Last we saw of him, Spit was stuck in the middle of trying to appease a corrupt cop, a criminal kingpin, and an agent from the Criminal Investigation Commission. Leaving them (and his crippling debt) in the dark, he faked his own death and fled to Israel to…well, as the predecessors title will tell you, get square.

Picking up 20 years later as he re-enters Australia, still rocking the women’s jeans and perhaps too laid-back attitude, Spit is now off the gear and looking to restart his life. But it seems suddenly coming back to life ruffles more than a few feathers with old associates.

Where on one foot Spit seems like perhaps the most idiotic person you could ever meet, he’s seen by people on the other foot as being a criminal mastermind. So watching the game of cat-and-mouse from both extremities, particularly in moments where they are quickly intercut together, is absolutely hilarious.

As with any great comedy, the story has a lot of heart and each character is played completely seriously, which makes daggy Spit all the more entertaining. Fear stood on end any time Chicka (Gary Sweet) graced the screen, and so much joy came from the relationships Spit made with the refugees at the Immigration Detention Centre.

The whole cast of refugees, many of whom are true refugees/offspring of immigrants themselves according to Wenham, gave a depth to the film that was hugely memorable. Particularly Arlo Green (as Jihad), who played such a beautiful soul that both saw, and brought out the heart in Johnny Spit himself.

A few scenes that hung on a little too long and minor characters that didn’t feel essential (the recast of the late-great Richard Carter, a not-so bright lawyer, and the Tik Tok dancing daughters) were easily bypassed for the joy that surrounded them. Drowned out also by the striking punk/rock soundtrack that added to the grittiness and almost nostalgic feel of the film – thanks to local Australian bands such as Frenzal Rhomb and Amyl and the Sniffers.

Many people are quick to roll their eyes at the mention of a sequel, but this one feels well-earned. With a majority of the cast and key crew returning after 22 years, you could tell that it meant a lot to them and that they felt it was essential to revisit the world.

What stood out from the first instalment was that Spit injects a lot more emotion and had some real shocks that that left a lot of people feeling elated at its conclusion. And for fans of the previous film, don’t you worry, there is still a stand-out courtroom scene and plenty of close-up thong shots to get all you Quentin Tarantino sorts excited.

Spit truly got a chance to be rubbed in and become shiny, creating easily one of the best comedies Australia has produced in a while. It is worth supporting in cinemas, and thongs crossed that we get to see more home-grown comedies like this in the near future.

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The Critic Melbourne Film Review: Occasional Beauty

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Behind a cloud of cigarette smoke and in a drunken haze appears Sir Ian McKellan (Lord of the Rings), playing the despicable Jimmy Erskine in The Critic (2024). In this film, there is the mention of ‘more beauty, less beast’, which McKellan solemnly denies and goes full beast mode.

This character was cruel, conniving, and calculating. His acting made me really detest him, as by design, and often kept my attention caught. But outside of this stunning display of mental brutality?

Well, with a stellar cast including Gemma Arterton, Ben Barnes, Mark Strong and Alfred Ennoch, I had high expectations, especially with Barnes and Strong being two of my favourite actors. And please be assured, it is not the acting that lets this film down as the talent is clearly plentiful.

But alas, this film does seem tonally confusing. One moment I was laughing at the wit and banter that Erskine dishes out, and in other parts, it felt like yet another plot twist that didn’t quite have the same effect as the one prior to it. This film deals with theatre and manipulation, bringing a beautiful pre-show to the Me Too movement as well as touching on love and betrayal, however it falters slightly on the delivery.

There was also a hint of historically accurate homophobia which (as a queer person myself) really excited me in the trailer. And whilst this does make an appearance, it feels like another theme (or even gimmick) shoved into the jack in a box that is this film. And it will inevitably leave the audience a little unsure when it explodes.

 

This film did exceed in its costumes and sets, all of which felt rich and lived in. The score and included music seemed to head in a different direction to the story, but as stand alone pieces, they are beautifully composed to reflect the time and socio-economic status that revolves around these characters. I do really want to commend the use of silence too, especially in hard hitting moments. The cinematography felt really inclusive, effortlessly showcasing the scenes and sets that had been curated and drawing you into this world.

Given this film supposedly had multiple re-shoots and rewrites, I would have thought some of the story would be smoother. But it felt clunky. And the audience in the theatre reflected this, with members not quite being sure on when to laugh and when to stay quiet, myself included.

All in all, go for the loaded and talented cast, stay for the stunning sets and music, and then duck out early, because you can probably guess what happens once it gets up to a certain point.

Please check your local cinema directory for session details.

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