The Critic Melbourne Film Review: Occasional Beauty

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Behind a cloud of cigarette smoke and in a drunken haze appears Sir Ian McKellan (Lord of the Rings), playing the despicable Jimmy Erskine in The Critic (2024). In this film, there is the mention of ‘more beauty, less beast’, which McKellan solemnly denies and goes full beast mode.

This character was cruel, conniving, and calculating. His acting made me really detest him, as by design, and often kept my attention caught. But outside of this stunning display of mental brutality?

Well, with a stellar cast including Gemma Arterton, Ben Barnes, Mark Strong and Alfred Ennoch, I had high expectations, especially with Barnes and Strong being two of my favourite actors. And please be assured, it is not the acting that lets this film down as the talent is clearly plentiful.

But alas, this film does seem tonally confusing. One moment I was laughing at the wit and banter that Erskine dishes out, and in other parts, it felt like yet another plot twist that didn’t quite have the same effect as the one prior to it. This film deals with theatre and manipulation, bringing a beautiful pre-show to the Me Too movement as well as touching on love and betrayal, however it falters slightly on the delivery.

There was also a hint of historically accurate homophobia which (as a queer person myself) really excited me in the trailer. And whilst this does make an appearance, it feels like another theme (or even gimmick) shoved into the jack in a box that is this film. And it will inevitably leave the audience a little unsure when it explodes.

 

This film did exceed in its costumes and sets, all of which felt rich and lived in. The score and included music seemed to head in a different direction to the story, but as stand alone pieces, they are beautifully composed to reflect the time and socio-economic status that revolves around these characters. I do really want to commend the use of silence too, especially in hard hitting moments. The cinematography felt really inclusive, effortlessly showcasing the scenes and sets that had been curated and drawing you into this world.

Given this film supposedly had multiple re-shoots and rewrites, I would have thought some of the story would be smoother. But it felt clunky. And the audience in the theatre reflected this, with members not quite being sure on when to laugh and when to stay quiet, myself included.

All in all, go for the loaded and talented cast, stay for the stunning sets and music, and then duck out early, because you can probably guess what happens once it gets up to a certain point.

Please check your local cinema directory for session details.

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A Horse Named Winx – Gallops To The Cinema!

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I’ve taken a jockey’s view seat at the beautifully posh Como Cinema in South Yarra – a perfect place to see the new big screen preview on the life of ‘Winx’, an Australian thoroughbred mare; a champion like no other who stole the heart of our nation like a modern day ‘Phar Lap’.

‘A Horse Named Winx’ is a movie length documentary on the story we DON’T know about Winx. If there had been a reality TV show during her racing years and after her retirement, this would be it.

Winx held the power to give the chance of a lifetime to trainer Chris Waller. Chris is interviewed extensively and rests on his true emotions and love for Winx – he seems humble and thankful – a bloke who previously felt like he didn’t belong amongst the great names of horse-racing.

The documented movie follows Winx’ owners’ memories and all those who were part of Chris’ training team; those who rode and cared for her from early days on the track right through to the birth of her record-breaking $10million foal.

Whilst the hopeful story (in general terms) is one very familiar to me; having lived on a horse stud with my brother and his mates dabbling in training and racing (like many others, they would’ve loved to have lived in Chris’ boots). Hearing my own mother’s childhood stories of her family’s retired racehorse property. My former lawyer-bosses trying their hand at the prestigious ownership game (they wrote out a lot of cheques for little return). This screening of Winx’ life however enlightened me to see what it’s really like for those who take on a filly without knowing her incredible potential.

‘A Horse Named Winx’ is “real” and not “acted” – you are seeing actual footage of the races with straightforward speaking from everyone at the heart of Winx’ career and success. You will probably watch it with eager eyes not because you might get some inside information on picking a winner (I personally don’t bet on horse-racing but I’m sure many who see it might), but because you will more generously appreciate all the work and sacrifice that goes into those moments where you scream GO GO GO, dress up for the Melbourne Cup or hear about your friend winning big on a trifecta.

There’s so much more to horse-racing; SO, SO, SO much more – it’s important to recognise that all the hype and glamour is brought about by animals trying to go faster than those next to them. ‘A Horse Named Winx’ highlights those thrilling minutes, but explains the real timeline to get to them. It shows us a fine line between training and talent.

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Winx’ job was to be a racehorse and was the “world’s best” in her era they say, something her buyers never thought would happen when their last bid was knocked down to originally purchase her at a mediocre price. And despite never going overseas; another factor showing her trainer and owners put priority on horse-welfare and did not succumb to invitations from around the globe and subject her to a 36hour flight. As an avid animal lover, this inclusion impressed me. These people don’t see the need to big-note themselves. They constantly praise the horse.

Two lines stood out to me:

“Who cares if she wins, is she OK?” and “What’s best for Winx?”

Mostly you are watching serious stuff and the thoughts behind difficult decisions being made, but there is some fun; apparently Winx could be a diva! You’ll find out how she got her name, and giggle at comments from the strapper “I’ll have to move to Germany” after she’s afraid Winx has hurt herself, the kind guy who broke her in “I rode her first”, and the farrier who states “no foot, no horse”. I liked these people who were also in Winx’ journey having their say and I liked seeing the veterinarian teams too being gratefully acknowledged.

Winx’ story proves anything is possible, you can be last and still come out on top. I agree with one cute race spectator’s opinion: “who wouldn’t love her?”

If you can hold back a tear on her final race ending with Hugh Bowman, you’re more stoic than me and I was watching that particular win for the first time (I now know why my mum wanted me to watch it back then).

This look into horse-racing is detailed from the opening scene to “awwww” return in the last one.

Enjoy and learn, as you should with documentaries, but remember not all racehorses are this fortunate (most are not) however highly recommended if you want to see a “real life” in-depth showing of the behind-the-scenes world of superstar equine athletes.

Exceptionally well done by Director Janine Hosking and Writer Andrew Rule who were given an opportunity of unprecedented access to develop a moving cinematic documentary; a horse-racing fairytale!

The star of the show is WINX.

Be the first to see her feature run in ‘A Horse Named Winx’ from 5 September 2024 – Tickets: https://www.palacecinemas.com.au/movies/a-horse-named-winx

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Film Review: Mr Blake At Your Service!

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2023 French comedy-drama directed by de Gilles Legardinier in his directorial debut, Mr. Blake At Your Service stars John Malkovich, Fanny Ardant, Émilie Dequenne, Philippe Bas, Eugénie Anselin, Al Ginter, Anne Brionne, and Christel Henon and is based on the director’s novel Complètement cramé! (Completely Burnt Out!).

At times, it was slow and dragged a bit, always seemingly waiting for something to happen. The tempo was slow, the speaking was slow, and you felt the need to know more about the somewhat implausible characters, but maybe that’s part of its charm.

For most of the movie, there is a sadness that lingers over everything with an unlikely collection of lonely, odd characters.

Having seen the lead actor, John Malkovich, depict the evil guy in many movies, I found myself expecting him to suddenly turn into the big bad guy with all hell breaking loose AND then all of a sudden he sort of does!!!

It seemed like the premise held a lot of promise but never quite lived up to it. And then suddenly, it sort of just does!!! The mood goes from sad to silly, and suddenly, you almost…… I did say almost—don’t want it to end.

The plot was holey, the characters thin, and the tempo sluggish, but, despite myself, I found I was enjoying it anyway. Even though finally, after all that damned melancholy, without giving anything away, I was so happy I actually cried – real tears – maybe of relief!!

If you want a movie that you’ll probably like even with all its faults, this one’s for you. It’s especially for you if, like me, you love a happy ending (no!! Keep it classy, please!!).

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