French Film Festival – The Book Of Solutions

French Film Festival - The Book Of Solutions

The Book of Solutions is a quirky, sometimes funny, sometimes confusing comedy-drama from writer-director Michel Gondry, who is best known outside of France for directing Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

The story centres on Marc, a paranoid filmmaker with a narcissistic personality and an incredibly creative but highly distractible mind, which borders on the pathological. To prevent the studio from shutting his film down, he and his crew steal the footage and retreat to Marc’s aunt’s house in the country to finish it.

Marc spends most of his time there, avoiding watching his film whilst restlessly pursuing whatever idea takes hold of his mind at the moment. These pursuits range from being elected mayor of the rural town to filming an ant for three days to creating a soundtrack for his film by gracelessly conducting the orchestra himself with a series of bizarre body and hand gestures. The orchestra scene was a particular favourite, and I enjoyed the idea that someone clueless could make something special happen through their unwavering belief in themselves.

Marc’s pompous narration throughout is also very funny, with a favourite line coming after his triumphant booking of Sting (who works on his soundtrack): ‘Some victories are so spectacular they don’t need a voiceover’.

Over the course of the movie, his increasingly erratic mood and behaviour begin to alienate his crew, worry his elderly aunt, and lead to him being unable to tell facts from fiction in real life. His strangely obsessive thoughts result in him writing ‘The Book of Solutions’, which is supposed to provide the answers to any conflict from the local to the global. All of the ideas in the book are based on his own highly skewed (and often contradictory) perception of the world as he tries to finish his film while his mind simultaneously unravels.

Although Marc’s childlike ability to lose himself in whatever captures his attention at the moment is a beautiful illustration of the power of being totally present, I personally found the film lacked a satisfying story. Like Marc, the film jumps from one thing to the next without any real connectivity or explanation, although it’s an enjoyable journey nonetheless.

Perhaps this lack of a traditional storyline can be chalked up to the fact that it is, after all, a French film and the French have a far more existential relationship with story and filmmaking than Hollywood does. Or perhaps it’s because the film represents a confusing window into the internal struggle of an unsound but sometimes brilliant mind.

Regardless, it’s as darkly humorous and provocative as one might expect a French film to be and is certainly worth watching, even if you’re new to French cinema.

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MILF And The Mistress

MILF And The Mistress

I must admit, walking into this theatre piece at the lovely Jack and Jill’s Basement, I was cringingly expecting some burlesque/cabaret/kink crossover. I went in with low expectations and left shocked and elated at how brilliant and thought-provoking Jennifer Vuletic presented this show.

At first, as Jennifer showed us some simple rope tricks and talked about the illusory nature of magic, I was sure I was with an accomplished performer, but I was still hesitant about the content I would see. Not that I’m a prude at all – in fact, I love to see real, actual experiences of sex on stage. It’s more that the Fringe is littered with much of the same content; the lure of tasselled boobs and whooping crowds. So, at first, the ropes made me think, well, here we are again. But – we certainly were not.

Soon, we met Ali, an older, suburban, lesbian mum who was married and had two boys. She unleashes a torrent of words describing her life and situation, the somewhat drab and entrenched existence she finds herself in—she’s not discontented; life is fine, but it’s just a little…dull. It’s missing something.

The writing is very fast-paced, and it took me about five minutes to hook in and really listen. It was a little hard to keep track of the narrative initially, but once Jennifer started to talk about being interrogated regarding how her wife got pregnant, I was reeled in.

The shock of the first scene featuring the Mistress is wonderful and exciting. Jennifer is inherently believable throughout and clearly a deeply accomplished actor. Her body and voice are working in incredible sync, and she can use the tonality of her instrument to shift characters effortlessly. This is not a one-woman show where she plays or inhabits multiple characters; however, she sometimes imitates the people who are speaking to her – with brilliant effect. A highlight was Sandra, in the staff room, telling Ali about FetLife and opening her up to a whole world of possibility – icky, scary and pulse-pounding.

Books are celebrated, and the literary nature of the text is balanced—sometimes, the prose is elegiac and complicated, and at others, it is simple, erotic, and funny. There were plenty of sly jokes and funny turns of phrase throughout, all delivered with aplomb and pace by Jennifer.

MILF And The Mistress

It is, in turn, a piece about the dream of eroticism and the reality of stepping into another world where your boundaries are pushed. It’s a love letter to kink, growing older, lesbianism and literature. It’s an inspirational work that encourages us all to take the risks we were always scared of, to pursue that dream you kept hidden. In this case, her dream is to experience spanking and bondage by a mistress finally, and much of the humour lies in that.

Tawdry as it might sound, how the material is handled means that we can imbue any dream into it. Whilst it is a play about kink and the character’s idiosyncratic and personal experience, it’s also a play about all of us and how we could all take a risk.

This is the sort of play I want to see on the main stage at State Theatre. It has so many powerful and important messages. Sex work is real work. People have desires, needs, and wants even when they are growing older. Sex work is self-care. There is magic in the minute. As the character says, this play beautifully explores “the everything of something ineffable.”

The Milf and the Mistress is a five-star theatre show that should be experienced by as many as possible. Jennifer is an uncommonly good performer, and the play shows us a world that might be unfamiliar, even scary but is, in fact, the world we all live in. The Milf and the Mistress is at Jack and Jill’s Basement on Pirie St, til Sunday, 10th March.

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Jon And Jero: Stuff!

Jon And Jero: Stuff!

Accompanied by Reviewer Jr, my six-year-old daughter, we were keen to step into the Kingfisher at Gluttony and see Jon and Jero: Stuff! Why? The day before, Reviewer Jr had had a small interaction with them at the entrance to the complex and was immediately charmed by their antics. She should be charmed because Jon and Jero are absolutely fantastic.

The premise is simple; the show opens with Jero (Jeromaia Detto) playing a Neighbourhood Watchman in a beige trenchcoat, bragging about how good he is and, of course, failing to see the robber behind him stealing all of Jon and Jero’s stuff. The chorus of kids screaming “HE’S BEHIND YOU!” in the first moments of the show was hilarious and let us all know we were
going to have a very fun adventure together.

The play is in a loose choose-your-own-adventure style; as Jon and Jero discover the robbery, they have to head out into the big wide world, and the kids are offered an option every few minutes of where they should investigate. This format keeps the kids super engaged and makes me want to see another performance to see all the various options.

Jon (Jon Walpole) and Jero have exuberant energy and perfect chemistry and are very funny at all turns throughout the show. I was not the only adult in the crowd who was laughing the whole way through. The audience was so involved in every moment, and the kids were completely gripped even though they were yelling and giving advice the whole time. Reviewer Jr. had a smile as wide as Bass Strait throughout the entire hour.

Jon And Jero: Stuff!

The beats of the show – the hunt for a hot air balloon, a booger bog, a great sequence where Jero becomes a robot through the power of aluminium foil (as Jon said, “For $3 you can turn your friend into a robot too!”), their butts getting stolen, the cactus man, and more – have a sort of loose, improvisational vibe, but that’s absolutely fine. Jon and Jero seem able to roll with any punches and keep entertaining. The huge photo-real cutouts of each character that were employed any time the other needed to be off stage were some of the best props I’ve seen at this festival.

For Reviewer Jr., the highlight was going on stage and telling a joke; she looked over to me and gave me the thumbs up as she was about to tell her joke. Her thumbs up is like Ebert’s—a glowing recommendation. I take notes throughout each show to keep track of what I’m seeing, and I see my final note for “Jon and Jero: Stuff!” is “This show rules.” And it really does.

You couldn’t choose a better pair to entertain your little ones and keep you laughing. This is five-star family entertainment of the best variety, and I will definitely be seeing the next iteration when they (hopefully) return next year.

In the meantime, you can see Jon in “Butterfly” until the 10th of March at the WEA, and Jero in “MUSH”, until the 9th of March, at the Bally in Gluttony.

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French Film Festival: The Edge Of The Blade

The Edge of the Blade

Ooh la la—it’s time for the 35th Annual French Film Festival. This year’s festival runs from 5 March to early to mid-April, depending on where you live. So, stock up on your favourite French treats, French Fries, Croissants, Baguettes and Escargot, and get into the spirit of this film festival. I was lucky to start the festival with a French Musketeer-flavoured film, “The Edge of the Blade.”

Set in Paris in 1887, The Edge of the Blade (French: Une affaire d’honneur) explores a world where duels have been officially outlawed but continue to be a regular practice as the only possible way to defend one’s honour.

Clement Lacaze, a fencing expert, desperately tries to prevent his nephew from engaging in an uneven duel with more experienced Colonel Berchere. Meanwhile, Marie-Rose Astie de Valsayre, a feminist fighting for women’s equality, challenges the notion that honour is solely a male affair. The movie effectively portrays various forms of duels, making it a highly conceivable experience.

The Edge of the Blade is Vincent Perez’s fourth feature, and he acts as both director and actor in his latest flick. Perez plays the film’s antagonist, Colonel Berchere, who defends his honour by duelling the main antagonist, Clement Lacaze (played by Roschdy Zem), and his nephew, Adrien Lacaze (played by Noham Edje). Doria Tiller appears as real-life feminist Marie-Rose Astie de Valsayre. Although interesting, seeing her life story depicted in her own movie would be additionally pleasing.

The Edge of the Blade

The Edge of the Blade is a fascinating look into a part of history that is uncommon today. It delves into the craze of duels and themes of honour and justice. The film also displays a backdrop of impending war and societal changes. Fight scenes are skillfully choreographed, and the production design adds to the film’s historical authenticity.

The Edge of the Blade captures the tension of a bygone era, where honour, pride, and equality intersect. Vincent Perez’s direction and acting contribute to a film that balances action, drama, and historical context. If you appreciate period pieces and enjoy a touch of swashbuckling adventure, this film is worth exploring.

Don’t go at a snail’s pace—check out The Edge of the Blade at this year’s Alliance Francaise French Film Festival before time runs out in April. Films and film session details are on the official French Film Festival website.

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