Not Finished With You Yet – Review

Not Finished With You Yet is an energetic romp through a world where governments have passed a mandatory divorce law meaning all marriages must end after 13 years. Written and Composed by Dick Gross AM, the world premiere of this new Australian musical plays at The Alex Theatre in St Kilda as part of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

Two hours of upbeat entertainment unfolds as the characters explore what it means for their marriages, and how to navigate the new territory the law presents them with. Most couples willingly embrace the law with overt enthusiasm and a hefty dollop of marital passive aggressiveness. While main characters Kate and Rupert march resolutely, but resentfully, towards a future that demands they separate at the cost of their love.

All this is explored and celebrated through a hefty amount of choreography and over a dozen original songs.

Upon walking into the theatre you are struck by the incredibly imaginative and engaging set design. Very few, myself included, are immune to not snapping a quick picture before they take their seats. Once the show starts the set comes alive as it morphs and transforms.

Hidden compartments subtly swallow costume changes, panels swing centre stage that only moments before were seemingly solid. Accordion panels become walls, doors, rooms and more. The stage itself is a supporting character that allows the audience to engage in the story unfolding. It is marvellously done.

Deft use of multimedia and imagery project onto the stage in specific and intelligently blocked patterns. It captures the audience’s curiosity and is seamless in its execution.

The characters are specific and the actors play them valiantly. Costume design is subtle, but nails its task as each character is embodied in the quirks of a french tucked top, the slink of a sexy fabric across the body or the effervescence of an outfit of a stressed-out teen. We know who the characters are, and what they value, by what they wear. The specificity that went into costume design shows high attention to detail, it is very much appreciated.

The story is easy to follow, with only a few lingering questions left unanswered. It does take suspending disbelief to enjoy this world, but as with most musicals, it’s worth it.

The performers are obviously operating at a high level in their craft and most have a definitive moment to shine in the show. Whether it’s Alexia Brinsley as Kate’s single sister Maria navigating each scene with commitment and aplomb, or Cristina D’Agostino as Betty seemingly, effortlessly, channelling Liza Minnelli in the ‘Hit the Bottle’ number – you won’t be disappointed. The women in this show Deliver with a capital ‘D’.

While whimsical in moments, Not Finished With You Yet is not for those with delicate sensibilities. The F-bomb is dropped at a rate Gordon Ramsey would be proud of. The show crams in various subject matter, from the suggested amount of lubricant for great sex for those in menopause, strap-ons, wombs for rent, drunken sex and quite literal toilet humour – not too much is left unexplored.

Memorable flashbacks from the show include the fun and frisky ‘Urinal Lamentation’ song as performed by Matthew Hamilton, Matt Heyward and Alec Gilbert, a grounded and believable performance by Lauren Gunson as 15-year-old daughter Ella, and a beautifully moving Shakespeare’s Sonnet 116 that delicately displays the cast’s harmonies.

Not Finished With You Yet is obvious in its Australian-isms, and an enjoyable frisky afternoon or evening at the theatre.

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The Dogs Logs – Review

A brightly lit warm stage… Endless greenery… A quaint park bench… Lively music and bubbles…

This is the home of The Dog Logs, the latest production of Hunters Hill Theatre currently playing at Club Ryde. It’s impossible not to know who lives here – if the dog bowl, ruined newspapers, and the can of trash weren’t clues enough – and I anxiously wait to see just how we’ll be introduced to man’s best friend; the animal I cannot get enough of.

Of course, despite the pitch I was given to attend opening night – The Dog Logs is not just for the Dog Lover. Yes, this is a play where the only characters have four legs, but writer CJ Johnson’s script has so much heart. Structured as a string of monologues detailing the various life stories of a host of different breeds – from an Excitable Jack Russell to a pampered Chihuahua to a policing Kelpie – we are initially reeled in by the absurdity of it all, but our attention is quickly grabbed by something much deeper, much more human: the ways in which our furry companions reflect back on us.

It’s a daunting task and one that I think Director Maggie Scott has tackled head-on. This isn’t her first time staging this production, and it’s clear she has a nuanced understanding of the line that needs to be walked between human and canine. It’s a subtle, sophisticated approach; a scratch here, a hip swing, a limp. Bright collars and simple costume additions – take for instance, the hilarious running outfit worn by a racing Greyhound that just Can’t. Catch. That. Rabbit. Each dog is introduced by a stereotypical, rather nostalgic pop song of the early 2000s that has the audience in fits of laughter.

A bold choice – but creativity is only best when it is brave. And none are so brave then the four actors who give us these thoughts of Dog. Anthony Slaven is loveable as the larger than life and energetic breeds. Keeping the liveliness of the night high, Slaven is always warmly welcomed back on stage after the more delicate and vulnerable moments of the evening. Many of which are craftly ignited by Ross Alexander, who weaves longer tales (no pun intended) that captivate, ignite and in the case of a particular aging Labrador – pinch you right in the childhood. Kirit Chaudhary gives a highly varied performance by embracing the extremes of each of his breeds. Wittingly charming as a lazy, sleepy mongrel and terrifying as a powerful and aggressive Rottweiler; each take was dangerous and exciting.

But one can’t help but think that in many ways Brooke Davidson had the biggest challenge of them all. The only woman in the play, there is only so much that can be given when her dogs are written as spoilt and pampered quote on quote ‘b*tches’ who don’t know what’s good for them. You could see Davidson’s envision of her dogs as more – complicated and decisive – and it was clear over the night her rebellion against what could have easily been a one stroke performance. All I can say is go show ‘em and well done.

Whether you are constantly questioning what your dog may be thinking or wanting a piece of theatre that doesn’t tell you what you should think, but instead invites you to join a conversation – The Dog Logs is for you. I give a huge congratulations to everyone involved in this production. A limited season ending on April 2nd – don’t miss your chance to see this moving take on love, loss, connection, and friendship all through the eyes of nature’s best friend.

The Dogs Logs – Hunters Hill Theatre

  • Friday 24 March 2023 – 7:30 PM
  • Saturday 25 March 2023 – 2:00PM AND 7:30 PM
  • Sunday 26 March 2023 – 2:00 PM
  • Friday 31 March 2023 – 7:30 PM
  • Saturday 01 April – 2:00PM AND 7:30 PM
  • Sunday 02 April – 2:00 PM

Photography Courteousy of Dan Ferris

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Come From Away – Civic Theatre

How do you humorously portray the horrific? Add a touch of human.

Irene Sankoff and David Hein’s hit musical Come From Away brought to you by Civic Theatre Newcastle, tells the story of a small town called Gander during the week after the 9/11 bombings. From this dark context, the play blossom into exploring what it is to be human in the face of tragedy. Through themes of love, loss, compassion, and exhaustion, the play examines what it means to be human when faced with the unimaginable.

The text of this play is a combination of script, lyrics and verbatim, resulting in an unforgettable piece of theatre. The stories told are amalgamations of real people and events, allowing us to see a snapshot of what happened in Gander in September 2001.


The cast consisted of 12 actors playing multiple characters, and every single one shone. The performers were able to showcase humanity both in the micro and the macro as we were invited into people’s homes and lives while reliving a very public tragedy.


Although each actor played multiple parts, Sarah Nairne’s portrayal of “Hannah” stood out. She portrayed the sorrow of loss and heartache that comes with losing a loved one. Simple costume changes made the transitions between the characters seamless, and the stage setting of about a dozen chairs and a couple of tables made quick scene changes effortless.

The ensemble worked together as a living organism on the stage, moving us from scene to scene with unison, clarity, and precision. They flawlessly transitioned us from scene to scene, supporting and holding space for the individual characters that emerged from the group.


The musicians provided a pulse for the immense and powerful heart of the ensemble, which guided the audience through the emotional journey of the performance. The few times they appeared on stage were a celebration of all things coming together.


Although the lighting fitted the action on the stage, my favourite part of the play was a beautiful moment where the grand lighting backdrop was stripped, and the actors took control of the lighting via torches. Their elongated shadow behind them created an eerie and foreboding effect on the drama as it played out.

Come From Away is being performed in Newcastle until the 5th of March. If the review itself did not convince you to go and see the award-winning performance, let me bluntly tell you to check it out! Upcoming show dates are:-

  • Wednesday 22 February 2023 – 1:00 PM and 7:00 PM
  • Thursday 23 February 2023 – 7:00 PM
  • Friday 24 February 2023- 7:30 PM
  • Saturday 25 February 2023 – 2:00 PM AND 7:30 PM
  • Sunday 26 February 2023 – 2:00 PM and 6:00 PM
  • Wednesday 01 March 2023 – 11:00 AM AND 7:00 PM
  • Thursday 02 March 20237:00 PM
  • Friday 03 March 20237:30 PM
  • Saturday 04 March 20232:00 PM AND 7:30 PM
  • Sunday 05 March 20232:00 PM and 6:00 PM

Secret Bridesmaids’ Business – Theatre Review

Hunters Hill Theatre’s latest production, the iconic Australian play Secret Bridesmaids’ Business, is a play you must see. I attended the opening night on Friday and highly recommend you join the bridal party for this brilliant conclusion to their 2022 season.

Elizabeth Coleman’s smash hit Secret Bridesmaids’ Business was first performed in April/May 1999 and has been an audience favourite ever since. Performed all over the country and adapted for the small screen into a 2002 telemovie and 2019 miniseries.

The tale takes place the night before/morning of Meg’s wedding, “the best day of any woman’s life”, and we witness all the little dramas as serious problems unfold. Secret Bridesmaids Business asks big questions about friendship, love and commitment, then perfectly illustrates that there are no correct answers.

Our mother of the bride, Coleen Bacon, expertly acted by Lois Marsh, opens the show and sets the scene. I had an immediate gut reaction as Marsh dragged us kicking and screaming into the depths of wedding drama hell, a performance so entertaining that I abhorred the character.

Anna Desjardins, plays our bride-to-be Meg. In the second act, Desjardins kicked me in the heart! She did Meg and countless women who have been in her shoes justice with her excellent performance.

Now for the namesakes of the play, the secretive bridesmaids themselves. Two sides of the same coin? Or maybe the same sides of different coins? Angela, Meg’s childhood best friend, was played by Kirsty McGowan, and Lucy, Meg’s best friend from university, was played by Laura Stead. The ending was thoroughly enjoyable, with credit due to Stead’s genuine and humorous acting in the show’s final moments.

Dan Ferris portrayed the groom, James, and if he wasn’t such a fantastic actor, I’d accuse Hunters Hill Theatre of favouritism. This is the second time I’ve had the pleasure of seeing Dan on stage at Club Ryde and the second time he’s snagged the best and most fun role in the show, in which he was superb.

Yet, in a show full of fantastic performances, I felt Chloe Horne stole the show with her portrayal of Naomi Bartlett. Her monologue delivered one of the best, most heartfelt performances I’ve seen on stage this year.

Also, a special shout-out to Carol Keeble, a fantastic hotel worker and an even better stage manager! I was particularly pleased to see that this play, written by a woman with a history of female directors, kept with tradition and was directed by Vivienne Wood.

Wendy Walker, as costume designer, found beautiful formal wear for the bridal party. Ross Alexander, Christopher Hamilton and Geoff Jones were in charge of the set, and I want to congratulate whoever was responsible for finding the perfect shade of ‘hotel room teal’; it’s the little things that really matter.

The Creative team put together a genuinely captivating show; believe it or not, Hunters Hill Theatre has entertained us for over 90 years.

Get yourself over to Club Ryde and support them and their outstanding work. Secret Bridesmaids Business is deliciously fun and is a production not to be missed. Upcoming show dates are:-

Nov 13, 2022 Sun @ 2:00pm
Nov 18, 2022 Fri @ 7:30pm
Nov 19, 2022 Sat @ 2:00pm
Nov 19, 2022 Sat @ 7:30pm
Nov 20, 2022 Sun @ 2:00pm
Nov 25, 2022 Fri @ 7:30pm
Nov 26, 2022 Sat @ 7:30pm
Nov 27, 2022 Sun @ 2:00pm