Comic Sunshine In A Can For Bondi June 4 And 5

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The CAN Principle – The barely believable origin story of a fake guru!

“The CAN Principle is Jonny Pasvolsky’s first production as script writer and performer, and it shows a deft touch for pace and timing.” Diana Carroll – ARTS HUB Every ‘know-it-all’ has a few tall tales and Mervin Gimplik is about to impose his barely believable ones on you!

Direct from sell-out shows at Adelaide Fringe and the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, self-proclaimed guru, Merv is bringing his ‘game-changing’ life philosophy to Bondi with one VERY big promise: the sun! Yes, Mervin is promising the sun itself and he’s almost certain he can deliver it!

Inspired by a childhood memory of cracking open a souvenir can labelled “Genuine Australian Sunshine” and finding absolutely nothing inside, the show skewers the modern self-improvement economy. This delicious parody of today’s ‘gurus’ and snake-oil salesmen – written and performed by Jonny Pasvolsky – is a one-man comedy about what it takes to re-invent yourself in the face of failure and the self-proclaimed ‘experts’ lining up to take your money for nothing!

“Jonny Pasvolsky is a clever parody writer and a comedian with excellent timing and superb pacing; he is also a brilliant character actor as he brings Mervin’s absurd story to life.” Clara Reviews ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.5

Beneath the satire is a personal thread, drawing on Pasvolsky’s experience migrating from South Africa to Australia and the awkward business of navigating some stark, cultural differences. If you have ever been promised a total reinvention in six easy steps, this one is for you. Merv’s infectious blind optimism and ‘can-do’ attitude (pun intended), will win you over. It’s the quintessential example of believing your own bulldust. And you will too!

“You deserve NOTHING…but… SUNSHINE! And I’m going to show you where it is!” Mervin Gimplik

Best known to Australian audiences for his roles on McLeod’s Daughters, Underbelly, The Moodys, Mr and Mrs Murder to name a few, and internationally for roles in Mortdecai and Westworld, Jonny brings serious screen credentials and NYC stand-up chops to the stage in this smart, biting satire.

The CAN Principle – The barely believable origin story of a fake guru!

Written and performed by Jonny Pasvolsky
Directed by Jo Turner | Produced by Kate Ryerson
Bondi Pavilion Friday June 5 & Saturday June 6 – 7.30pm
Tickets: $25 / Concession, Mob Tix, Under 30’s: $20
All bookings and info: thecanprinciple.com.au

 

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The Uks Mark Silcox Is The Successful Gold Trader For Melbourne Comedy Festival

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There’s Gold at the Motley Wherehaus This Comedy Festival with the UKs Mark Silcox! “Mark Silcox, the long-reigning king of gold-plated anti-comedy, strikes again.” ★★★★★ The Skinny (UK)

The UK’s Dr Silcox is coming down under to tell us how to find gold with The Successful Gold Trader! No, not in the Ballarat goldfields, but instead in the highly lucrative gold market! Silcox, a favourite on the UK comedy scene (as seen in BBC’s Mandy by Dianne Morgan, Joe Lycett’s Got Your Back (Channel 4) and Uncle Shady in Man Like Mobeen by Guz Khan (BBC)), is a successful gold trader who delivers a show for Melbourne Comedy Festival designed to entertain and share the secrets of his success! And as for those 1-star reviews, Mark is proud of every single one of them and actually encourages them! Disparage and you shall see!

Ex-scientist and a UK-qualified science teacher Dr Silcox, heading into his sixties, faced considerable financial insecurity and an uncertain retirement outlook. He managed to change all of this with success through a gold trading strategy. Focusing on the gold market, his methodology began to yield significant results. Over a single quarter, he achieved 100% return on his initial capital, transforming his modest £500 trading account. Silcox is now a successful trader, leveraging his experience to motivate his audience. He shares his personal journey and provides insights into his analytical techniques for gold speculation with his new show The Successful Gold Trader. Audiences will receive insights, stories and an entertaining evening coupled with powerpoint presentation that shows just how Dr Silcox did it – and how you can too! Given he doubled £500 in three months, this is a must-see show for every punter struggling in the unstable economy. The Successful Gold Trader will play at the Motley Wherehaus running from 23 March to 19 April.

BIOGRAPHY
Mark is an ex-scientist and a UK-qualified science teacher. If you meet him, you will immediately realise that you have met someone who has mastered the skills of passing academic exams and yet has no idea how things work in real life. His no-nonsense approach to anything he does puts off everyone around him. Mark fails to understand why? Mark has not made a link between the academic world and real life. He is an idealist, minimalist, belongs in this world, and he is a traveller. He respects machines and machines never let him down. He is natural with machines and yet it took him seven attempts to pass his driving test. This had been the biggest setback for him, while his wife and daughter passed their driving tests before him.

Before Mark started doing standup comedy, he was a well-respected badminton player in his local club simply because of his grip on the game. The grip he developed by working hard over the years. The arrival of a few young Chinese players in the club put Mark off from playing badminton and he registered for a stand-up comedy course at Citylit to find a new hobby. After finishing the course, Mark did 60 gigs in clubs and bars all over the country, then he went to Germany to work as a scientist and stopped doing comedy for three years. Mark started gigging again in September 2012 with a completely new and clean routine.

PRAISE FOR DR SILCOX
“His utter commitment, stretching out each petty victory or defeat into a matter of great importance is all hilarious.” Steve Bennett, Chortle
★★★★★ A Young(ish) Perspective
★★★★ The Scotsman
★★★★ Chortle (UK)
★★★★ To Do List

 

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Joseph Green Takes The Mushroom Lady Centre Stage At Melbourne Comedy Festival

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If you didn’t get a front row seat to the trial that gripped the nation, then don’t worry, Joseph Green has you covered. As Associate to a judge of the Supreme Court of Victoria, Joseph worked on the trial of Erin Patterson, now infamously known as The Mushroom Lady. After seven murder trials and months of working on the pre-trial for Ms Patterson, Joseph resigns and goes to clown school. The combination of which provided the perfect backdrop to create Mushroom Lady, touring Australia in 2026 and coming to the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

Joseph Green is a comedian and storyteller, he’s performed stand-up across America, UK, Europe and India. An accomplished actor, Joseph appeared in the Superwog series Son of a Donkey (Netflix) and trained with the Atlantic Theatre Company in New York. Leaning into the handsome and charming, Joseph has also worked as a model in New York and Paris.

“Handsome, charming and possessing the type of voice that audiobook companies have wet dreams about.” TheMusic ⭐⭐⭐⭐
“Green’s a gifted storyteller.” ArtsHub ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Mushroom Lady will premiere in Sydney on January 25 before touring the country to Fringe World, Adelaide Fringe Festival, Melbourne International Comedy Festival, Sydney Comedy Festival and Brisbane Comedy Festival. This is a show for anyone fascinated by trials, mushies and how not to cook with them.

More information visit josephgreen.com.au.

MUSHROOM LADY 2026 TOUR DATES

SYDNEY
Sunday 25 January
Chippo Hotel
Tickets

PERTH
Thu 5 February
Balmoral Hotel

FREMANTLE
Sunday 8 February
The Sail & Anchor
Tickets

ADELAIDE
Wed 25, Thu 26, Fri 27, Sat 28 February, Sun 1 March
Venue TBC

BRISBANE
Sat 7 March
Good Chat Comedy Club
Tickets

HOBART
Sat 14 March
Brewlab
Tickets

MELBOURNE
Wed 25 – Sun 29, Tue 31 Mar, Wed 1 – Sun 19 Apr
House of Maximon
Tickets

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